Angry Birds Red Bird

A friend of mine (autistic, loves angry birds) had this and they do not use fragrances at all (this was gifted to them I believe), so I tried it on a few times and let me tell you, this is one of the best scents I have ever tried. I don't usually go for sweet scents too much, but this is like what a rock melon is. It smells exactly like a good, freshly cut open rock melon. Not too sweet, the scent lasts a good amount of time - when I tell you how shocked I was when I first tired it on - I was shocked beyond. No idea why they made it smell so good since I assume it is for kids, but damn it smells so good - I would buy a dupe if there is one.

Before smelling this fragrance i had uncurable cancer, missing leg, alzheimer and no girls. After my first wiff of this sigma skibidi fragrance it somehow cured my cancer and i grew another leg and 20 hot big booty women came running after for my fragrance. This fragrance also enhanced my inner Andrew tate skibidi mentality that made grimace shake timber. From that day on I live on this fragrance and can't resist using it on every occasion. I can't go out walking wearing this fragrance due to the massive amount of women chasing me down the streets. Before smelling this fragrance i had uncurable cancer, missing leg, alzheimer and no girls. After my first wiff of this sigma skibidi fragrance it somehow cured my cancer and i grew another leg and 20 hot big booty women came running after for my fragrance. This fragrance also enhanced my inner Andrew tate skibidi mentality that made grimace shake timber. From that day on I live on this fragrance and can't resist using it on every occasion. I can't go out walking wearing this fragrance due to the massive amount of women chasing me down the streets. Before smelling this fragrance i had uncurable cancer, missing leg, alzheimer and no girls. After my first wiff of this sigma skibidi fragrance it somehow cured my cancer and i grew another leg and 20 hot big booty women came running after for my fragrance. This fragrance also enhanced my inner Andrew tate skibidi mentality that made grimace shake timber. From that day on I live on this fragrance and can't resist using it on every occasion. I can't go out walking wearing this fragrance due to the massive amount of women chasing me down the streets.

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

10/10 fragrance would recommend if youre about to tap in with some females

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