Minions

In a land not so far, where the sun always gleams, Lived a gang of small minions, fulfilling their dreams. They crafted a scent, oh so unique, A fragrance called "Minions," that made noses tweak. With hints of bananas, and whispers of fun, A splash of mischief, and a dash of the sun. They bottled it up with a giggle and grin, A perfume adventure about to begin. The first to try was a suave, posh gent, Who sprayed "Minions" cologne, then off he went. But soon he was dancing, and laughing with glee, Chasing bananas, as happy as can be. Next came a lady, so prim and so neat, She wore "Minions" perfume, and skipped down the street. With a twirl and a spin, she joined in the fun, Spreading joy and laughter to everyone. From boardrooms to beaches, from castles to cars, "Minions" perfume made everyone stars. A whiff of adventure, a scent full of cheer, Turning the mundane into sheer Minion-year. So if life gets too serious, too dull, or too gray, Just spritz on some "Minions" to brighten your day. Embrace the silliness, let go of your cares, For with "Minions" perfume, joy’s in the air!

Gentleman, an absolute panty dropper. Ladies get one whiff of this and they cannot stay away from you. I haven’t had the pleasure of owning a bottle but I walked past a man on the street who smelled incredible. I asked “sir I must know, what fragrance are you wearing”, he smirked, and without any words coming out of his mouth he lifted the beautiful yellow bottle from his blazer pocket and sprayed it into the air. I will never forget that day. The pure essence of Gru’s ball sweat.

Gentleman, an absolute panty dropper. Ladies get one whiff of this and they cannot stay away from you. I haven’t had the pleasure of owning a bottle but I walked past a man on the street who smelled incredible. I asked “sir I must know, what fragrance are you wearing”, he smirked, and without any words coming out of his mouth he lifted the beautiful yellow bottle from his blazer pocket and sprayed it into the air. I will never forget that day. The pure essence of Gru’s ball sweat.

Minions is a light and refreshing perfume with notes of citrus, jasmine, and musk. The delicate scent is perfect for everyday wear, as it is not overpowering yet still offers a nice, subtle fragrance. It lasts all day and the bottle is simple and stylish. I would definitely recommend this perfume to anyone looking for a pleasant, light scent!

The best fragrance I have ever worn, blows Dior Sauvage away with just how good it smells. All of my guy friends were climbing over me trying to smell my neck.

Now that's what I call a true children's perfume for the holidays. Thin, light, ringing, transparent. Bright. The whole family can use it.

smelt this on my man yesterday and was obsessed. much better than his usual straight to heaven by kilian

This fragrance grew my penar by 5 inches. 10/10, need I say more?

For the biological male this is an essential to becoming the best version of yourself. When you spray this you're not just a man, you're "HIM". One spritz of this Minions fragrance and you’ll immediately feel the molecular shift, the air vibrates, atoms rearrange and somewhere in the distance, Pitbull nods in approval. Women? They can sense it. Like bees to pollen or college freshmen to a free pizza, they are drawn in by the inexplicable magnetism of banana fueled masculinity. Compliments will rain down upon you, some may even be in languages you don’t speak. I had a women come up to me in Lidl speaking Russian, she started blowing kisses at me and gave me her number instantly. Other people in the shop started levitating. from the sillage. I only used 2 sprays on this day as well. This isn’t cologne. It’s a phenomenon. Studies (conducted by me) show a 97% increase in perceived handsomeness and a 143% boost in rizz. One last thing to mention was that I started getting DM's on Instagram from all sorts of women. We're talking Madison Beer and Sydney Sweeney to name a few. Anyway enough rambling, this is definitely blind buy worthy and good luck to you fellas.

This fragrance cured my testicular cancer. In realms of fantasy, where dreams take flight, A tale unfolds of wonder, pure and bright. Amidst the laughter of the minion's glee, Lies a miracle, hidden yet to see. In a world where illness casts its shadow deep, And hearts in anguish often silently weep, There comes a fragrance, a beacon of hope, A potion brewed with laughter's boundless scope. Oh, minion cologne, with its whimsical charm, In every drop, a healing balm. With every spray, a whisper of grace, A scent that holds the promise of an embrace. In laboratories, where minds aspire, Scientists kindle a fervent fire. They discover within this fragrance so dear, A power to heal, to banish all fear. In every molecule, a spark of light, A cure for cancer, shining ever bright. With every whiff, a victory claimed, A battle won, hearts no longer maimed. Oh, minion cologne, a gift so divine, In every atom, hope begins to shine. With every scent, a life restored, A miracle whispered, by laughter adored. So let us celebrate this wondrous tale, Where laughter's power can never fail. For in this cologne, a cure is found, In every spray, love knows no bound.

Picture this - late at night, a dim log cabin is lit only by a crackling fireplace, the fire's tongues lapping at the logs below. The amber glow of the fire lights up the edges of the objects in the cabin: a musty velvet seat perched in the centre, a reading desk covered with books in various stages of being read, the head of a buck watching cautiously over all. You turn around and the door of the cabin swings open, and it bangs against the wall. A dark mysterious man enters. A sensual fruity scent immediately curls from the figure and lingers within the air towards you, creating a trail of passion. This elixir, this love potion...it is Minions.

Easy to wear sweet fresh fruity scent. I thought it would be for boys as the Minions characters appeal to boys but it's for girls too. The citrus opening does smell more like it's for boys but it does have a pretty vanilla that smells like vanilla scents I've worn in women's perfumes. There's also an apple scent that lingers a long time. This is an apple scent and apples can be unisex. I love the bottle and this is light inoffensive fun and loveable. I wear it at children's birthday parties in costume. Kudos to the noses at Air Val International.

Personally I think there's a lot more nonsense than this innocent little spray but to each their own opinion. :) A friend of mine gifted me the cool cologne version (I love the minions, make me laugh every time) and it smells very refreshing and nice! Reminds me of the male version of GAP established in 1969 electric.

looking at the composition it becomes too evident that the creators know NOTHING about Minions. As logicmuppet has pointed out, "if BA-NA-NAAAA" isn't a note, it's a lie". Shame.

you release a perfume based on the minions without a banana note. why?

at first i thought it was despicable but then it gru on me

I'm puzzled. Why is there no comparison to Aventus yet?

Best all year round scent. Better than Pdm pegasus

How does this not have a banana note in it???

If "BA-NA-NAAAA" isn't a note, it's a lie.