Whatever It Takes Kesha

It is a subtle fragrance with an orange/floral scent with a bit of raspberry/patchouli when first applied and more of a Egyptian Jasmine floral and almost a light almost musky/spicy scent once it dries down. I plan on using it as a daytime Spring scent. It lasts around 3 hours.

Ohhhh yuck. Has this weird oudish note. I don't smell the patch at all. It's $9.99 @ TJ Maxx on clearance and I wouldn't even want it if it was free.

This is a total and complete hate. Not even just simple dislike. No, I despise this rotting stench with my entire soul. I think this must be what the old hunchbacked garbage woman in the Dark Crystal wears (the other one from the childhood bedroom dream scene, before its torn apart). Its just.. awful. Kesha should be ashamed for having her name on this literal stink bomb. How I wish I had read the reviews before I bought this, instead of just checking the notes. But no, I only checked notes, saw that the whole huge gift set was $10 and my greed took over. Oooh a giant bottle, PLUS a thingy of body lotion, PLUS a thingy of shower wash?!? MEGA SCOREEE! Only.... Not. Nope, not even close. What I did was threw away a perfectly good $10 bill. Oh lord. And I didnt even give them cash for this yucky waste. I used *hiss* credittttttt. Omg *facepalm* I hope they will take this back because: 1) Its an unholy stench. The kind that you could repel skunks with if you fill a squirt bottle and go after them. Yes, BAD. 2) I sprayed one test spray on my decolletage and wound up with a hive on my trigger finger! That has NEVER happened and I have had some interesting allergic reactions to fragrances. 3) and perhaps the crowning facepalm of this dreadful concoction: Kesha's "art" . The lid of this thing looks like a buttplug. Yes a buttplug. I have no idea how I didnt notice that in the store but there is no way this thing is ever going to see my vanity. No way! Its ugly, its stinky, I am apparently allergic to it and its GOING BACK. Tooooomorrow. Ungabunga, this was without a doubt my worst fragrance purchase EVER. Dont be like me. Dont see a good deal and plop down a perfectly innocent ten dollar bill and bring this unholy trio into your car and your fortress of solitude. There are many, far better ways to punish yourself. Just..put it back down on the shelf and baaaack away....trust me, a complete stranger who has a really itchy hive on her index finger and a sore red spot on her forehead after the monumental facepalm that resulted from buying this.

Oof, instant recoil. I bought this when it was new and not on Fragrantica. I should have just waited but no I just had to waste money on this, and I was really obsessed with celebrity perfume. It’s like someone dumped some oranges in a vat of window cleaner. And not the good kind of oranges, the going bad and starting to rot kind of oranges. And that rotting smell only gets worse in the dry down. When they say curiosity killed the cat, they really meant it.

I heard from someone that this looks like a buttplug and now I can’t unsee it, no matter how hard I try because it really does look just like a buttplug lol. Scent wise, it’s candy-like, syrupy sweet, and fruity — smells like red apples & cherry lipgloss