Pink

this is such an off-putting fragrance 😅 idk.... perfumes smell different to me by the 3rd and 4th time i wear it so maybe i need to just keep trying. this is hard to like, it's out there and so very weird. the bottle looks like it would smell within the osez moi genre which is why i purchased it, but it smells more like .... lurid and at its absolute worst, nauseating. it doesn't smell bad, but it smells like if you opened up a box you found (while probing around in the attic) which contains costumes and props, toys, and questionable paraphernalia. it's a bright perfume, lively and bold, no doubt about it... but also there's something off about it. sort of reminds me of valentino valentina pink because, since it doesn't smell particularly dark or much like a gothy perfume, it creeps you out even more as you reach for any reason that could possibly be responsible for this uneasy, morbid feeling you get from it. like someone threw a bright, colorful bouquet of flowers and balloons and confetti 🎊 🎉 over a rotting corpse. you know how there are certain perfumes that smell like future memories? this smells like a perfume that you don't want to remember. it's ironically addictive since it reeks of a trashy party or smells like a tourist that is really out of place no matter where they're at. i like it. it's campy and confusing. if you do plan on getting your nose on this potion that someone acquired from ed and lorraine's museum of 'don't let these things out', have an exit strategy because whatever room you're in will become a demonic circus. if you're into that sort of chaos.... que creepy circus music 🎪💘 i know what i'm wearing to family gatherings 💚💜 update: upon sniffing again, i am so glad i found this perfume. it is so eerily coquette and not at all what you would expect, or want, anyone to smell like which is what i find most attractive about it.

Rinrin is spot-on with her review. Wow. This is pure pink trash. The smell of this juice has a truly eerie, demonic circus-like quality. It smells like girlhood and fun and carnivals, but in the worst way. It smells like eating too much candy following by throwing up. It's playful yet evil, precocious and flirty yet there's something tragic about it all. Confetti over a corpse is so accurate. There is something filthy about this perfume. It smells like sweetness, bodies and sex. She arrives at first with a hysterical, obnoxious, teenage girl laughscream, that strong burst of drugstore raspberry bodyspray and sweet candy that's out of date, but leaves with a creepy, mean girl whisper of powder, metal and blood that sends a chill down the back of your neck. It smells like the trashiest girl you know. The girl that would do anything for a pack of cigarettes. The chick everyone gossips about and calls a tramp, but the middle aged ladies secretly wish they could be her, oh to be young again. It's the scent a weary lady of the night leaves after an hour at his place, after turning up in nothing but a leather coat and Agent Provocateur lingerie that she's been waiting around in for hours. It smells like Selina Kyle's pink apartment. Kitschy, sickly, a pretty pink facade hiding feminine repression and rage. It's coquette indeed, but more like traumacore coquette. It smells like a young girl's bedroom that was boarded up and left to decay. Sickening, terrifying, maddening. Cute but deadly. It's giving children's funeral parlor, a pink casket wrapped with a bow, party bags left in the heat all day, carnival candyfloss, a pantomime closet, the girl's bathroom after prom, plastic doll's heads, baby girl's first makeup set, a bloody nose, McDonald's brown paper bags, a schoolgirl in a short skirt trying to flirt with the carny at the funfair, a sweaty shameful ONS, used panties, an old toybox that hasn't been opened in decades, pink peppercorns forgotten at the back of the kitchen cabinet, baby powder that's gone stale. It smells like your big sister's slighty ghetto friend who rides next to you in the car, her body spray blowing into your face until you feel increasingly carsick and throw up at the end. She's a sly, dangerous, manipulative vixen who pretends that butter wouldn't melt but holds an axe behind her back. If Daisy from Killer Klowns, Girly from Mumsy Sonny Nanny and Girly, or Tiffany from Chucky had a signature scent, this would be it. When Janice says 'You smell like a baby prostitute' this is what Cady was wearing. If you want to smell slutty, desperate, jarring, flirty, childish, insane and slightly evil, this is for you.