Bitch, Please

Like you're totally IT, everyone wants to be like you. They COPY you, yet they could NEVER admit it. It's ok though, because that kinda makes you an influencer. I'm Regina George, you're just the girl I punched in the face. That's the vibe. I won't go in depth with this perfume because it's the BABY sister to Santal 33 by Le Labo, trust me. (read my review) This one is light and very creamy, with a DFWM attitude. Sweet, (like the yummy raspberry in it) but won't tolerate FAKE people or their BS. Always keeps it classy, she could never be the type to throw shade, she's upfront. They talk behind your back but it doesn't phase you. They will never, EVER say it to your cute face... That I want to be like you? "Ugh, AS IF! (Equis, nada que ver) Tipo, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" (not a question) Don't flatter yourself. "You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie." I'm HEATHER CHANDLER, I wear the RED scrunchie... I really love it. Perfect from day to night. But I think it's more of a sexy DATE night perfume. BISOUS

Very interesting...from the listed notes I would have expected this to be much heavier, especially on the jasmine, raspberry and black currant notes. Those notes definitely tend to overpower other notes when I see them in the description of a perfume, but the musk and sandalwood are actually the dominant notes in this one. It is very reminiscent of the personal fragrances by Commodity. I like it! Only question is.... why is it called Bitch, Please? Seems like that name would be better suited to a stronger, more in your face fragrance...

This is a wonderfully bright and woody aroma. The black currant is bringing the sweetness without being cloying, and the jasmine is present without weighing it down. The oakmoss brings a clean note that mingles with its fellows to make me think of spending a warm and sunny summer afternoon prowling an old library. Just to take my finds and spread out in lush grass while a breeze wafts the smell of old paper my way.

This is almost a clone for Imaginary Authors In Love With Everything, with the raspberry/sandalwood notes but I think I have to give the edge to this - it's less shrill and slightly more subtle. The problem is that it's SO subtle that it disappears into my skin almost immediately leaving the most delicious whisper, but I like my scents to punch people in the face from a block away, so this doesn't work.

To me this smells pretty musky. That's the best way I can describe this scent. I also got sick of it really quick, because it's overly a powdery musky scent. I also find the memories I have that are associated with this scent makes me really dislike it. It's kinda a sickening scent. So it's not my favourite personally. Lasting power is okay. If you're into that powder musky scent, get this.