Bitch, Please

Like you're totally IT, everyone wants to be like you. They COPY you, yet they could NEVER admit it. It's ok though, because that kinda makes you an influencer. I'm Regina George, you're just the girl I punched in the face. That's the vibe. I won't go in depth with this perfume because it's the BABY sister to Santal 33 by Le Labo, trust me. (read my review) This one is light and very creamy, with a DFWM attitude. Sweet, (like the yummy raspberry in it) but won't tolerate FAKE people or their BS. Always keeps it classy, she could never be the type to throw shade, she's upfront. They talk behind your back but it doesn't phase you. They will never, EVER say it to your cute face... That I want to be like you? "Ugh, AS IF! (Equis, nada que ver) Tipo, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" (not a question) Don't flatter yourself. "You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie." I'm HEATHER CHANDLER, I wear the RED scrunchie... I really love it. Perfect from day to night. But I think it's more of a sexy DATE night perfume. BISOUS

Very interesting...from the listed notes I would have expected this to be much heavier, especially on the jasmine, raspberry and black currant notes. Those notes definitely tend to overpower other notes when I see them in the description of a perfume, but the musk and sandalwood are actually the dominant notes in this one. It is very reminiscent of the personal fragrances by Commodity. I like it! Only question is.... why is it called Bitch, Please? Seems like that name would be better suited to a stronger, more in your face fragrance...

This is a wonderfully bright and woody aroma. The black currant is bringing the sweetness without being cloying, and the jasmine is present without weighing it down. The oakmoss brings a clean note that mingles with its fellows to make me think of spending a warm and sunny summer afternoon prowling an old library. Just to take my finds and spread out in lush grass while a breeze wafts the smell of old paper my way.

This is almost a clone for Imaginary Authors In Love With Everything, with the raspberry/sandalwood notes but I think I have to give the edge to this - it's less shrill and slightly more subtle. The problem is that it's SO subtle that it disappears into my skin almost immediately leaving the most delicious whisper, but I like my scents to punch people in the face from a block away, so this doesn't work.

To me this smells pretty musky. That's the best way I can describe this scent. I also got sick of it really quick, because it's overly a powdery musky scent. I also find the memories I have that are associated with this scent makes me really dislike it. It's kinda a sickening scent. So it's not my favourite personally. Lasting power is okay. If you're into that powder musky scent, get this.

I love this scent, it almost smells like a creamy coconut with fruity notes on my skin. I can smell the jasmine lightly. The whole scent is light, it doesn't last as long as I'd wish, but I keep coming back to it. Very intimate scent, I get whiffs of it here and there as I wear.

I absolutely love this scent. I really do not get much of a woody scent at all. For me it's a slightly sweet, slightly spicy black currant. VERY black currant. The smell reminds me of Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles. I find this scent good for any season and anytime of day.

Love this, it's sweet and feminine with an air of sophistication. The only perfume I own that I've gotten compliments on. It makes me feel a little lovelier when I put it on. The musk really balances out the sweet, creaminess.

Sweet, but complex. The musk undertones provide a mysterious aura about this scent. Pleasing aroma, just wish it lasted longer.

It's fading about 5 minutes after applying. I think that's some kind of record for me.

Surprisingly, this feels more pure unisex than love high does. I enjoy this scent, but again I personally don't wear fruity scents as much as other people do. This one I feel like I could make an exception for because of the nice mix between moss, sadalwood, and white musk. The longevity on this scent is not great though. At least for those notes, because as it dries down the main note is 100% raspberry. Again, this is a great daytime scent for people who enjoy fruity scents and it smells good, but personally not for me.

I definitely agree with reviewers that it's fruity, fresh and very powdery-sweet. To me, it's very similar to Oriana by PDM. It's has that marshmallow texture and sweet fruity accords. In my opinion, though, Oriana definitely wins in longevity and projection. I will keep the "Bitch, please" for now and use it as summer perfume, but I won't be repurchasing it later. I think there are stronger perfumes out there.

Smells pretty! I feel like a younger person would wear this, in the sense it is pretty synthetic. I wouldn't have guessed black currant, but I wouldn't know what to call it. It vaguely reminds me of Lovespell. Feel free to go heavier on the sprays. The scent doesn't linger super long, I feel like after four hours your nose has to be buried into your skin to smell it.

It's pleasant and unoffensive. Personally, I tend to like fragrance that's a little more thought-provoking, but I also know there are times and venues where that's not appropriate. This is a great go-to for those situations.

I really enjoy this fragrance. The Blackcurrant and Jasmine are a perfect pairing. It’s fruity and floral in the perfect blend. Not to overpowering. I feel it’s a good scent for year round wear. I’m very happy with it.

Was hoping for my black current, it definitely leans pretty heavily on the jasmine and its also marketed as unisex but I definitely think it leans very feminine.

Powdery, fruity, musky. Daintier than the name would suggest. Puts me in a good mood everytime I wear it:)

B!tch, Please: In Between Days of Scent and Shadow Reminiscent of that high school summer day when you went over to your friend's house to find their Perfect Cheerleader Sister sprawled in a dark room, mascara rivers streaming down her face as she listened to The Cure. That's the day your world flipped. Turns out, Miss Perfect wasn't just about pompoms and high kicks. Nope, she was secretly an interpretive dance aficionado with a penchant for brooding, feminist poetry. Who knew? Your secret dorky self had her all wrong! You thought she was the quintessential mean girl, but really, she was just another casualty of the brutal American high school pecking order. Remembering past encounters, she wasn't the villain of your story. Heck, she even rescued your fashion sense that one time with a quick tuck-and-pull of your shirt, muttering a life-saving "Much better." So, on that fateful summer day, you learned a vital life lesson: everyone's fighting their own battles, guarding their secrets and hearts. This scent is not a beast, but it's got its own quiet, mojo. It's a skin-close fragrance of someone projecting confidence as a protective cloak in a cruel world. You get an initial burst of popular jasmine, berries & sandalwood that quickly settles into a shy, powdery floral whisper, lingering like a soft, musky shadow. Perfect for anyone who's outwardly strutting their stuff but inwardly rocking out to goth tunes in their room. It's not reinventing the perfume wheel, but it hangs around, a nostalgic nod to those pre-coming-of-age days before you "finally found all your courage to let it all go..."

What Jasmine? I love the way it smells before it dries down, it reminds me of San Francisco on a warm day, warm wood and juniper. That scent however doesn't last. It dries down and becomes very musky and powdery and I don't love it. I did find however, that if I want more of that initial scent I have to go heavy with it and if I do it's much longer lasting. It's a fragrance for a hot day. As a lover of hot, sultry, sexy, white flowers and a name like "Bitch, Please," I was expecting a scent for something strong. This fragrance should be call "Mam, excuse me?"

Astonishingly generic. Like the type of fragrance you'd expect from a Hot Topic fragrance that's sold solely off the packaging that's associated to some trending fandom or aesthetic. It's been sitting in my room for several months as I guess I forgot about it, so when I found it again I was pumped to realize maceration might've done a good job. But no. I don't know if there's something wrong with mine but it's so, so generic. It's not bad, it's wearable, but it's weak and forgettable. It's fine, I can wear it to bed.

Really meh for me. Everything smells like plastic fruit to me this week. It's fairly mellow, considering the name of this. This is light, mildly fruity/sweet/woody - it's truly OK. I am able to pick up each note, and it seems like they would come together to be a lot more interesting/lovely than the reality. Would work in any season but something about it says Fall to me. I like it enough to give it more chances.

A pleasant, warm woody scent. Extremely tame, given the name. Also, it makes my skin itch a little for some reason. 1/2 star out of 5 stars because of the itching. Otherwise I'd give it a 1 out of 5.

It's nice, but honestly, it smells too much like the renuzit raspberry air fresheners my mom used to buy. Didn't last too long, faded after about an hour-hour and a half.

I’m sampling from a large vial and tester box, and I saw the name of this scent and I had to try it. But it’s another strike out this evening, despite the fun name. Bitch Please is a synthetic fruity floral. Like drinking a raspberry and grape flavored soda at a garden party, where I simultaneously feel awkward and don't fit in.

Literally gone from my skin and the blotter within 2 minutes. I never got fruity or floral notes. It's slightly woody and a little incensey.

Hate this design and name. I think these are childish. Perfume could maybe smell good but i don't personally like this bottle at all.

I’m agreeing that this is a very pretty scent. I received three samples from this line. This was my favorite. However longevity is just sad. It maybe lasted 45min and not even a hint left on my skin. I’ll try on clothing and see where it performs but sadly on skin just seems like a disappointment.

It’s a pretty scent. I get powdery, Jasmine, and blackcurrant. Light, crisp, feminine and versatile. If you like subtle and intimate, it’s for you. On me, performance was poor. Very little sillage and longevity. If you prefer a beast mode fragrance (I do), you’ll be disappointed.

It’s powdery sweet and laconic to me. Creamy and barely fruity. I liked it as a sample, but not enough to get a bottle. There are just too many perfumes out there to spend $$ on this one. 4/10

pretty boring, but smells good. not very unique but has a nice sweet smell and is very unisex.