Dora and Boots

I read the countless amazing reviews on this fragrance and told myself that I would be stupid to not try to find this! So, I went on a mission.. But.. I had to do some things I will forever regret and never speak of to aquire this coveted perfume. But thats only the beginning.. Once I got my hands on this, things started to just fall into place. I got married, won the lottery, gained 16 million followers on my Instagram account. But the more I wore this fragrance, it seemed like the more bad things started happening. 2 weeks pass by, my wife cheated on me with my dad, the tax department confiscated most of my belongings, my followers on Instagram went digging into my old posts and found a post where I was giving my cat non-organic cat snacks and they canceled me, so I lost all of my followers. But thats not all. I kept wearing it... I couldn't stop. I went into cold sweats when I didnt have it on. I kept waking up in the middle of the night, not knowing how I got there. First, I'd wake up in my front lawn, then Id wake up laying in my garage.. then behind the wheel of my car, driving down the road. The final and most recent time, I was in my local elementary school's playground. Yes. I woke up in a playground, at 10:00 am.. laying there. I look around, wondering.. "what happened?" "No.. not again." But it was different this time. I was wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and had a purple backpack on, covered in what I can only describes as a syrup like substance. And laying beside me, was a broken bottle. The broken bottle of this fragrance that is responsible for me having to write this comment. Well, thats my review. The guards only allow me a few minutes at a time on the computer ever since the lock down. They get pretty angry when us inmates break the internet-time rule.

My go to when it's time to shine, whether it's an important business meeting or a serious business decision or a date or even a golf game with the president. This is always on me, gotta love it. Stays all day 16+hour, projects in 900 meter radius and smells eternal, always start to feel like i'm invincible and going to live forever when i have this on. This, my friends, it's what it's all about, a certified hood classic. Respect. Calm. Focus. God. Gangsta.

This is a true gem. Never had so many people complimenting and worshipping me. Literally ALL heads turn whenever Im in public. Sadly, it got discontinued, and the only way to get it is through..well, lets just say, connections..

AMAZING, i can really smell the artistic elements in this one. smells like wet monkey feet in the jungle and the echoing voices of a blind mexican girl that never ages. PURE BLISS

Night be me, but I'm getting creed/sauvage elixer vibe's from this. 2 sprays is all you need, it's gonna project for days. Forever gonna gatekeep this one.