Fairyland Bloop

So I bit the bullet and bought the fragrance with nervous expectation. It had the notes of Pink Sugar with the added dash of Britney Spears original fantasy with the familiar notes of cupcake, kiwi and white chocolate. Fortunately, I own both so I could test if this could be a lovechild between the two. First blast, it's a familiar citrus zing that I associate myself with Pink Sugar but at the same time, it has that sweet Fantasy undertone, peeking in the back. It smells like both perfumes melded together to create a overtly sweet neon glowing pink monstrosity. Packaging is cheap but it is assumed meant for kids. I do like the color despite the fragrance being an actual turd. I'll think of it as a McDonald's soft serve ice cream. It's like a sweet, lemoned candy, if you have a dupe of Pink Sugar, it's not worth the purchase. Don't expect it to be fancy but it is a nicely scented perfume if you want to gift it to pre-teens or kids. There are a few emoji perfumes on sale on amazon. I paid roughly 30 but in my opinion, it's not worth the price point. I prefer paying at least 15 bucks but hey, I took the shot to give a honest review so here's my two cents. Notes from the box: red litchi, raspberry, kiwi, bergamot, licorice, cotton candy, caramel, tonka bean, cupcake and white chocolate

This fragrance has changed my life. Like Jeremy Fragrance says "POWER!". When I blind bought this fragrance, I wasn't too sure if it was right for me based on the bottle looking like a poop emoji. Yet, after spraying a few sprays on, I found myself spinning endlessly and clapping my hands like Jeremy Fragrance. My hair started to grow into a flow and I only have white suits in my closet. Women try to break into my house constantly due to the POWER of this fragrance! I can't recommend this fragrance enough! Longevity: 10/10 Sillage: 10/10 Versatility: 10/10 Overall: 2/10

I bought two bottles of Fairyland Bloop at an after-holiday clearance sale, and was not sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised--this is actually an amazing gourmand scent, please disregard the silly name and packaging! I think it is sort of a combination of Pink Sugar and Fantasy, with a nice mature touch of bergamot in the drydown. The white chocolate note is especially powerful and lovely. Sillage and longevity are both superb.

Amazing fragrance. Changed my life. I used to be a lonely loser but ever since i started wearing this i all the ladies come to me like a magnet. Might be too sweet for some. Smells slightly similar to "Office for men" by the great fragrance reviewer Jeremy Bartholomew Fragrance III.

I was expecting a super cheap and migraine inducing sickly smell but NOT AT ALL, in fact it has an expensive sweet smelling dry down that could give any of those $60 bottles a run for their money. Rich in raspberry, heavy on the cotton candy...... delicious.

WOW!!! The best fragrance I've ever sniffed, hands down. The bottle is avant-garde, modern and stylish. The fragrance reminds me of Flowerbomb, amazing performance and universally appealing! AMAZING, would pay 100$+ for this! BUY IT IN BULK, PEOPLE.

I tried this on my shirt when I was a teenage, now 20 years later & after several hundred washes. I found out that; perfume still going strong and leaves a nice 2miles trail. I’d say, this is the best alternative to a nuclear bomb

In all seriousness, this is what I wanted fantasy and pink sugar to smell like. Sometimes I want to smell like a cotton candy cupcake without licorice and orris root taking over and this is it.

I was looking for a replacement for my March 2014 vintage bottle of Aventus and this fits the bill perfectly. Pure wow in a bottle.

This is the best fragrance of all time. I Just want to say that this is better then all of the other fragrances in existence ever.

WOWZERS!!!!!! skibidi scent no cap only level 3 gyats can wear it without fanum taxed amongus at 3 am *GONE WRONG?* 0/10

Serious review of Fairyland Bloop here. Packaging - glass body, plastic cap. Eyes and mouth are stickers, which is a bit disappointing as they won't last forever handling the bottle. I honestly hoped for glittering plastic details, or at least for painted details. Nope. Stickers. I must however say that the pink tone of the bottle and the overall box are really cute and look more expensive than price point. Fragrance - at first, Fairyland smells like lollipop sugar, without a particular flavour, it's maybe a bit fruity but not sour at all, it's just sugar. This should be the cotton candy + fruits phase. It's quite nice, it reminds me the candy fragrances of Bon Bons Malizia. No lemon nor kiwi detected. Generic sweetness. This happy Bloop has even a bit of complexity, as it really evolves, in an actually enjoyable manner, to a subtle white chocolate and cupcake scent, which needs your nose to be buried wherever Bloop has been applied to be actually smelled. Nothing niche quality, but I find it pleasant. Licorice is really faint, while Tonka bean is totally non existent. The longevity is unfortunately poor, as I didn't expect this to disappear from my skin just 2 hours after spraying. Of course it lasts a bit more on paper, and subsequently on clothes, but its powers stay definitely on the bottom of the charts. I actually approve Bloop as a gift to a child, as long as it's your offspring or the parents have some sense of humor. Even if this won't be the favourite frangrance of the family, the little owner won't do any long term damage spraying Bloop all over, as the scent goes so quickly and it's all but overpowering. Bloop is even funnier as a party gift, IMO. Would I wear it? I wouldn't mind, if longevity was better, as I am a gourmand lover and this is definitely a gourmand. I actually prefer the Sugar Kiss one, which has better lasting power and sillage, although the opening of that one is peachy/coconutty and not as nice as Fairyland. Will I keep this? I will find Bloop a more deserving owner, as it is basically a softer version, with less and less licorice, of Pink Sugar.

For 10$ you can’t go wrong with this one. It’s like a mixture between Fantasy and Pink Sugar. I’m sure lots of girls will like this.

I've been wearing this since 1997. Way before it was cool.

I just want to add I've actually smelled this, it's like a mix of fantasy/pink sugar and some other sweet scents I can't remember. Completely useless review but it didn't smell bad infact I could see alot of big Gourmand lovers really liking it. I like Gourmand in small doses

Now an HONEST review - I see what is going on here and it is kind of conspiracy against the awful guy we do not like, OK, ACCEPTED! This one is an absolute sh*t, nothing like it says - cotton candy, lollipop, something sweet and pleasant. No - it is indeed sweet but nothing good about it - synthetic, it does smell just like the cheapest deodorant out there. Just don't even try no matter that it is just $4 all around the globe. I am from Europe and I tried it because of the comments here, just simple curiosity. So bad, Emoji just does not deserve the attention at all.

The night my parents were slaughtered by Black King Kklarg'ijl, because I was a few silverlings short in my tax reckoning, I was allowed to run away with my three-legged bull hound, Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III, to the Mountain of Ice and Iron, where I was ordered to confess the details of my crime to the jaundiced Elders there, and be judged by them. If they were feeling angry that day, Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III and I would be locked in a cold stone cell and given a tonic that would cause our minds and our bodies to deteriorate over the period of one million years, give or take. Were the Elders feeling generous, then we would merely have our limbs torn from our bodies by a series of pulleys and ropes. The more we screamed, the slower the process would be. All through the night and into the morning we followed the path along the crest of northern hills, stopping only occasionally to let Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III rest his three legs and lap water from a stream. Once, I spotted an orange fish with large eyes the color of lapis lazuli, and prayed to trade lives with it. For a moment I allowed myself the fantasy of living the remainder of my days with Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III as happy fish in the cool, rippling flow of that fresh water. But just as the effect of a respite from the routine of toil is often worse than to have simply continued to work, so my return to reality was thus doubly encumbered for a spell, and I cursed myself for this foolish revelry befitting a child. There are no more children where I come from. I was the last. For as long as I can remember the babes of my people have all been stolen at birth, used as fuel for the terrible magic that keeps Black King Kklarg'ijl youthful and strong. It is said that human babies provide a more potent brew, but that any young animal would suffice. Perhaps someday Black King Kklarg'ijl, having spent the souls of greater species, will need to steal the roe from those orange, blue-eyed fish in the stream for his power. It gave me some joy to know that he could not possibly stay young forever, and that the day would come when life on this planet would be spared his selfish brutality. My joy turned sour then as my thoughts returned to my sad duty. I must have walked for miles before I discovered that Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III was no longer walking with me. The day was late and the shadows had grown long, yet looking back down the path I could see no evidence of my life-long, loyal companion. If only his loss could have offered some relief that his life would be spared the penalties to come. Instead, because I would not arrive to the Elders in the condition that had been promised, with the lives that had been promised, not only would my own sentence be doubled, but poor Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III's soul would be hunted by the Witches of the Rift, who bathed in the lost souls of the guilty and innocent alike, and captured without fail the souls they hunted. Only one thing could now keep my tears from draining the remaining moisture from my tired, doomed body. With shaking hands I reached into my rucksack and dug out a parcel wrapped in old leather. I carefully unfolded the soft, stained hide to reveal my one last treasure, a gift from my grandmother the day before she slipped into the next world: My bottle of Fairyland Bloop by Emoji. Two sprays were all I could afford, and I was off again, now alone, but smelling better, up the hill to the mountain looming in the distance, as night began to fall.

I bought a bottle of Fairyland Bloop for a White Elephant gift exchange at the end of last year. I have a toddler, as do a number of the people in my social circle, so I thought having a bottle of The Bloop handy when changing the really foul diapers was an inspired idea. Of course, I wanted to test it before giving it away. To maintain secrecy, I had it delivered to my office. Discreetly, I entered the conference room, unpackaged The Bloop and sprayed a few times on a business card. And I got sugar, sugar and sugar. It’s very sweet and feminine. Juvenile, but I imagine very wearable. The president of my company walked into the room, stopped, sniffed the air and declared “It smells like some sugar wafers had an orgy in here.” Sadly, none of the other new parents at the White Elephant picked up on the brilliant idea of spraying The Bloop at diaper change time. Maybe appropriately, it ended in the hands of the 15 year old girl who lives down the street. “Yuck! I don’t want to smell like pink poop!” she screamed. Her mother replied “Try it! It’s perfect for you! You’ll like it! You’ll like it!” The mother then went on and sprayed The Bloop on herself several times. All the effort I made to create holiday ambiance suddenly smelled like a sugar wafer...well, you know. Fairyland Bloop has the ability to irritate your boss and piss off your teenager. If you believe in fragrance as art, and art as a means to illicit an emotional response, The Bloop may be one of the all time greats...

Twas a long day in the vast valley of my stink filled room. When thy ordered thy fragrance i was met with a problem. To many big booty bitches were rubbing on thy crotch. in the verdant heart of the jungle's embrace, Where the wild tendrils of vines interlace, Resides a scent, both fresh and kissed, By tropical zephyrs, in nature's midst. A monkey's cologne, a rare bouquet, In the verdant tapestry, it holds sway, With notes of mango, banana's sweet, And coconut whispers, a tropical treat. From the lofty canopy to the forest floor, This fragrance meanders, an allure to adore, A symphony of aromas, wild and free, A tribute to the monkey's jubilant spree. Each spritz recalls a playful swing, Through emerald leaves where songbirds sing, With mischief dancing in mischievous eyes, Underneath the sunlit jungle skies. Oh, monkey's cologne, a fragrance refined, A tale of untamed realms, entwined, A homage to the wild soul's spree, Where wilderness and wonder are free. So let us revel in this scent, profound, A narrative of jungles, unbound, For within its essence, we're anew, Awakened to nature's grand debut.

I blind bought a tester of this, and with no regret. From the note breakdown, I expected a cooling effect, but Wow, it turns out that it is really warm, spicy, and goes with everything!! The scent is so yummy that I wish I could taste it ! Others have mentioned a baby wipes smell, but I don't get this at all, as this has a wet caramel accord running through it and makes me think the bottle should be brown. Does anyone get the same thing? Hopefully the batches are not so different this year (my last batch was from 2019) that you won't get to miss the experience. It has many layers, and the kiwi rises up at you unexpectedly from time to time. It is potent and long lasting. I'm sure I will be wearing this throughout my lifetime.

OMG, has this beauty been reformulated? I ran low and went to buy a new bottle (I just can’t live without this!), but the new formula is NOTHING like the original!! I knew IFFRA has limited the use of cotton candy and cup cake notes (high risk of diabetes), but I didn’t realise it would impact the fragrance this much. It smells less sweet, less full bodied, and seems to have lost quite a lot of its je ne sais quoi...kiwi and licorice are a lot more obvious, which isn’t too bad. Find me on Ebay where I will be hunting down every vintage I can get my poopy claws on!

I wrapped my cold lifeless hands around this and instantly I felt a shift not only in my body temperature, but also the way brain is wired. I went from beta to Alpha, from caterpillar to butterfly. The first spritz of this astonishing elixir had me transported to worlds beyond my comprehension! I am wonderstruck that such a decadent fragrance is even allowed to exist on this earth, let alone be owned by us mere mortals. This perfume should be stowed away for only the most seraphic souls to access, (so me only). I can't even rate it as it's beyond my divinity.

Ok, so the pink poo came in the post this morning! In time for my son's birthday :) I opened it partly because I wouldn't give a child something I hadn't pre-tested n partly for me, because obvs I am dying of curiosity here. This my friends, is Aquolina Pink Sugar, but not very strong. That's it. Synthetic, almost plasticky spun/burnt sugar smell, it's just.. ok. For seven whole pounds haha. It is what it is, a cheap jokey gift. So now you know x

I wonder if these formulas are child-friendly? If they are, then these could potentially be real money makers. I would love to get this one specifically for my 3 year old if they are, as she already has a big pink stuffed poo emoji and loves perfume like her mommy. :) Coming back in to edit that I have Googled the 3 of these by Emoji and I cannot find any of them. I wonder when they will be available and more info will be available on them?

I have this on one arm, JF Date for men on the other and Creed Aventus on my third and I literally CAN NOT tell a difference. People, do yourself a favor and invest before the inevitable reformulations happen because at this price there is no way they can maintain such natural, expensive ingredients for long. Other notes: on my second wearing I’ve begun to develop x-ray vision. Just one of the many black label, positive side effects

If it's coming out this colour something is seriously wrong with your diet. They could've and should've done a proper poo fragrance with castoreum, civet and a particularly skanky oud although that would just be encouraging them. The fact that these even exist is a damning indictment of our failing civilisation. Not even my beloved world of perfumery is safe from the detritus. Having said that the monkey one is cute and I want it.

Synthetic, sweeter than sweet, raspberry lollipop monstrosity. Total bargain at £2.50 for the EDP. (Batch number 094, which is the best one imo). It actually smells like a sweeter, fruitier more synthetic Fantasy, if that’s even possible. And I can confirm that it actually smells nothing like anything by Fragrance One lol. But, if I had to pick one, it reminds me most of Day for Women... sweet and fruity.

Oh dear lol! Pink plop, lovely 😂 the notes look similar to Britney spears fantasy.... Cupcake and kiwi. Not perfume related, but my friend once ordered a poop emoji balloon for her sons birthday and the lady in the shop thought it was a chocolate mousse. My friend just said yes because she didn't want to tell the woman what it really was

I've just ordered this for my son's seventh birthday as he will find it hilarious, if only for five minutes, plus I really want to smell the thing n leave a genuine review, not just a troll, not that trolling is not most amusing. I do feel a nano bit sorry for Jeremy especially as he's appeared to not be coping with screwdowns v well.

i’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight 😂 seriously.. this pink poop emoji perfume pops up in every jeremy fragrance and demi rawling’s perfume “reminds me of” part of the page. LMAO!!!! i guess it really is used as a trolling perfume huh.. f-ing hilarious. u guys seriously made my day!!

Wow, this is going straight to the top of my wish-list! Even though the above listed notes look almost nightmarish (yet equally curious) when compared to the sheer elegant splendour of the presentation. This brightly coloured poo would look fantastic in any collection!

The reviews, notes, and the comparison perfumes don’t add up??? Like the notes look like pink sugar and fantasy from Britney Spears ... but then it’s compared to creed? Are these reviews real or fake? Plus I googled this it’s from 5 and below stores???

That one summer I tackled a very serious scientific experiment... eat a whole giant watermelon per day, for as long as possible. I will spare you the details of my discovery, but needless to say... everything about Fairyland Bloop encapsulates it.

I am loving the notes - I would have called it "Pancreas Delight". Definitely want to try a sniff of this. Could be amazing, could be a nightmare, but I'm down to try it. KK has some wonderful scents: Fleur Fatale is my favourite so far.

There is an inside joke going on here. Can someone please fill me in? This can't possibly smell like Office for men. Lol! This is along the lines of SpongeBob's Gary , isn't it? You guys crack me up! Lol...

Say goodbye to the "Reminds me of..." section of the website. Unfortunately, people used this fragrance to abuse "Reminds me of..." voting so we have deleted old votes and blocked future recommendations.

Is the bottle supposed to look like pink dookie or am I missing something? And why? Is this a thing people like? And the face is cute, which is even creepier. Time to look at something else.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Nietzsche

... these comments tho... Aventus Creed? I see Date by Fragrance One has received 70+ votes for what it reminds people of. Y’all are crazy and I luv ya - heart emoji!

I got this today and 5below... I’m not going by reviews lol.. you guys are either fake or delusional.. it smells like fantasy and pink sugar... but weak af

Lighter effervescent dupe of Guerlain Iris Ganache's white chocolate and Parfums De Marly Delina Royal Essence's carnation. The bottle is nicer, too.

Smells exactly like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille ,projection and longevity are the best I've ever come across;exotic,sexy,dense and deep.Masterpiece.

Regardless of the bottle those eau de hfc notes are exsanguinating my gums. The fact that this is listed as unisex is mind-altering.

Twisted marketing: "Smells of fairy civet and unicorn indoles!" Yup, it's sweet fairy pee and unicorn candy dumps in a bottle!

Seems like this parfum was made to be in list "Reminds me of" of fragrances that irritates people

The legend says that if you eat enough beetroot, the next day you'll find this in the bathroom.

I just had to come here and look at the official fragrance of FragCom trolls... hilarious.

I just showed this to a family member and she said, "My poop never comes out that color."

Great. Another masterpiece. The bottle designer for Lalique probably keeled over.

"Fairyland Bloop by Emoji is a fragrance for women and men" hmmm...