Playful Monkey

Wow. Just wow. Toelings, this fragrance is a revolution. My brethren and I playfully squirt this on each other on our Resident Evil 4 role play nights. It really riles us up and gets the feces hurling started. Alternatively, it is the perfect foreplay before engaging in a banana feast. And finally, the prefect fragrance to fashion while grooming your furry lover. If you desire to live the simple life of a basic primate but still enjoy the pleasures of opposable thumbs, this fragrance will make that lifestyle possible, I assure you.

Demachy outdid himself on the EDT-version, too bad it's been discontinued........this EDP still is good though I get much less projection. I’m just not sure about the petrichor note that is a little persistent in the dry down.

this is a complete ripoff of the cologne Date for Men by Fragrance one. Dont spend your money on that overpriced shit, this smells identical if even better.

Breathtaking... Recently scrounged this isolated wonder from the shelves of a southeast Asian cartel prison. Heard this is the stuff Clinton was wearing while receiving the business from Lewinsky. Makes sense. I've never felt more primal in my life as I've been jollily prancing around like a feral bonobo while viciously squirting this homo habilic essence. I no longer feel strange or outcasted from society when I fling fecal matter at children and like to think it's simply an expression of my true form. I'm writing this review while in the Bangkok psychiatric institution, where I have free reign to bounce and leap off of the nice soft walls and floor. The only thing that would make this place better is if the guards didn't taze me or threaten my life every time I tried to groom them with my primal passion. Yeah, guys... this stuffs a steal. Buy it while you can, I already have another 37 bottles on the way so I can fully fumigate everywhere I go with the scent of a homosexual orangutan. Don't miss out on this one.

Holy shit. I found God in a mist of Playful Monkey Emoji; the first spritz, to be exact. This fragrance has revealed to me universal knowledge lost to the sands of time. I know the recipe for Greek fire. I know Obama's last name. I know where Cleopatra's tomb is located. Thank you Playful Monkey Emoji, and may others seek your light.

I'm slightly dismayed to see that banana is not in the notes listed above, I just hope the genius melange of ingredients somehow create the effect of my favourite yellow fruit, that would be the nuts and I'd definitely swing by and pick up a bottle if I lived in the parallel universe where you can find products such as this one!

I love this packaging and also it looks like it was designed for a 6 year old. Also it is edp concentration. For the reserved and mature 6 year old who likes smelling of cotton candy - but not too aggressively ! And this 6 year old isn't some kind of no-performance-accepting peasant either. Damn! What a juice lips about town!

It reminds me of that "puppy monkey baby" commercial, so I must acquire a bottle ASAP!

Luba Tubin says, "5/5, a masterpiece. Like a wet, chipped sax reed. Leery as hell."

Of course there are no bananas... that would be too unique... too logical!

This is the perfect fragrance, everyone loves It.

Now this is what im talking about