Maggie’s Last Party

sexy in a pasolini way. genuinely filthy and abject. i wore this to work once and it felt like i was committing a sex crime

I am very sad to say that I get almost nothing except the animalic note in this and to me, it reads very urine-forward. The latex, leather, and tobacco are all dwarfed by it. It certainly makes a statement. If you have the kind of chemistry to draw out the other notes, I think it could be quite interesting. I can smell them in the dry-down on paper. But on my skin it smells like I've been marinating in the juices of a men's bathroom floor. An industrial-strength urinal cake. I would still encourage sampling it if you like something very animalic, as the dry down is not all bad!

Smells like sex with a bit of spice. There’s something very sweet next to all the rubber and latex, like a sweet skin musk. Drydown turns veeeery sweaty. Honestly impressive how they nailed the smell of gay bar BO. What’s the most surprising is that it’s not unpleasant to smell, the sweet notes are actually quite nice. Maybe I’m crazy but if you know you’re getting dicked down, I would reach for this fragrance.

My roommate chewed me out for how bad this one smelled and I had to wash it off. Imagine a pair of underwear that was white once upon a time, worn by a sweating piss pig who's wearing only those and an aged, cracking rubber mask with a urinal trough. The website claims it has a poppers top note but I don't pick that up at all. I know this has a place, but not on me.

Bit of a urinal cake situation here for SURE. The opening is disgusting and sexy. As it dries down it gets less disgusting but also somehow less sexy? Not gonna work for me but I can absolutely imagine a person who would wear this scent well and I know I'd be so attracted to them.