Flower Porn

This is the first floral heavy fragrance I’ve tried that doesn’t lean super feminine, which I really appreciate. It smells incredibly fresh...like walking into a flower shop and being surrounded by freshly cut bouquets and green stems. There’s something very clean and airy about it, almost like you can smell the water in the vases and the sap from the stems. It doesn’t go sweet or powdery on me, which keeps it feeling more gender neutral and easy to wear. Overall it’s just fresh, green, and quietly sophisticated. It’s perfect for late spring or early summer

This is one of my favorite Heretic fragrance, living up to their sexy marketing far more than most of their other offerings. It's a spicy, aromatic floral, deep but not heavy. Coriander, pepper, and geranium are the strongest notes to my nose, followed by rose and galbanum. It's an interesting twist on the usual rose fragrance, lacking prominent citrus (the lemon adds just a touch of tartness), and no woodiness to speak of. It's herbal and a touch wild. It's certainly "dirtier" than a lot of the fragrances in Heretic's "dirty" collection.

Like sniffing inside the fridge at the flower shop, with butter greens crushed under the feet of busy florists and rose petals being ripped off to reveal the sellable faces of buds. Vetiver brings that hint of earth from the potted plants, and sometimes I add some Dirty Grass to make it more voluminous, earthy and green. As far as natural perfumes go this one has more staying power thanks to vetiver, but I love the intimacy with which Heretic site close to my skin. One of several full bottles I own from the brand and a total delight!

Instant “love” for me. Floral but not too girlie flowery, lovely dewy aromatic, atmospheric greens and a perfect touch of earthiness. This takes me back to idyllic days in my childhood visiting the tropical greenhouse at the St Louis Arboretum. **4/10/26: no longer available BUT WHY?!?! This could be a bespoke fragrance for me. I dream this fragrance (as well as at least one other Doulas Little/Heretic fragrance, if not more.) Love my Flower Porn, still.

Sad how fast it fades! I've only used the oil, not the edp, but I do really love the smell. A more sophisticated floral, leans towards femme

A very bright, green floral. I'd like it more if the rose wasn't as strong, but I'm a sucker for geranium forward scents like this. It has a quick dry down and the scent is very consistent throughout wear. It's not my cup of tea by itself, but I think it's be great layered with something aquatic or earthy. Definitely a little fem leaning, perfect for a day on the town in the sun or maybe a low-key date.

A lovely, creamy floral. Preferred this greatly over Heretic’s Florgasm. This evokes feelings of summer in the 90’s, if that makes any sense at all. Longevity and sillage are both very poor, but that seems to be an issue with the entire line.

I really hated this fragrance and it was the first perfume that I've ever regretted blind buying. An unbalanced dose of pepper overrides the florals in this fragrance. It's quite off-putting on my skin unfortunately. I haven't had the best luck with Heretic's perfume house so far :(

Aw man, I finished the tiny bit of sample that I had of this (bought it with a bunch of other Heretic samples second hand less than half full), and I want more so badly! Why did I have to fall in love with a discontinued fragrance?? Can’t find it available anywhere for less than like $115 for 15 mL :(. It’s addictive— floral but in a realistic, cut green stems rotting a little bit, bitter green way. Couldn’t stop smelling myself. I layered it with a fruity fresh floral to make it a little sweeter, and then it was perfectly wearable. I wonder if my sample had even gone off a bit since it’s a natural perfume? I just can’t imagine many loving it. But I did! And now I miss it! Update: woohoo!! I found a 15 mL for under $50! Waiting impatiently for it to come.

I liked this at first and it started my natural perfume obsession, but I have since found others I like much more. The coriander and pepper is too strong for me to wear, although I must admit I do crave the scent occasionally but one sniff is enough. This is under appreciated in my collection and I have a nearly full bottle I’d be happy to trade for a sweetgrass or fresh orange blossom/Neroli I haven’t tried.

Bitter galbanum, sumptuous orange blossom, crunchy violet leaf, and peppery geranium paint the exact picture Heretic describes: the back room of a flower market. This is a green-forward floral fragrance that's minimally sweet and totally sexy. It's intoxicating, perplexing, and polarizing. I love!

This would be my signature sent if it didn’t stain my clothes to all hell and lasted more than 30 seconds.