Escapade Vanille des Illes

Mmmh.. nope... London Burberry for a higher price

*Nigel Tufnell voice* 'Is this a joke?' Because this is 157 quid for almost fresh air. There is light n airy & there is this practically-nothing-in-a-bottle. Maybe I put some body lotion on like eight hours ago, maybe I didn't kind of 'smell'. Is it even a smell? Can it truly be construed as something so concrete? It's like a vague hint it may have been a smell back in the mists of time. A couple of weeks ago perhaps. If you don't want to wear scent really try this. Want to be completely unobtrusive? Wear this. No-one will ever guess you are wearing a perfume. They could be close enough to be having sex with you & they won't know. "The base of vanilla and musk are elements of perfume-making that Maître de Claude discovered in the French-colonized Antilles islands." Judging from this weightless spiritless remnant of a wisp of a thing, I reckon the good Maitre did not discover anything & just lay on a sunlounger in the Antilles Islands or maybe he went snorkelling, but learn how to make perfume HE DID NOT. Save your money here, this is ridiculous. The purported unisexness of this is also laughable. You'd be hard pressed to detect this on a freshly washed faerie who's really paranoid about cleanliness n really extra scrubbed it's pointy ears, never mind your average actual human man.

A lovely fresh-fruity-flowery perfume. Light and cheerful, feels like the lightness of life, when things are simple and carefree. Not complex, not heavy, not flashy, and all of that is a good thing. A girly perfume.

Very weak and elementary fruity vanilla with a creamy vibe. Rose is barely noticeable here. Smells even weaker than a body lotion after some minutes. No wonder only 2 persons have hit the "I Have It" button.

The salesperson told me this would be long lasting but I am lucky if it lasts 1 hour.