Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Donatello

Oh, where do I even being with this masterpiece... Truly an out-of-left field fragrance, and one you would never expect to smell remotely decent. I was skeptical myself. Then I sprayed it. As the scent cloud rubbed its blessed presence all throughout my nasal cavity I felt nothing but pure ecstasy and excitement. The scent of aromatic orange lemon orchard mixed with the mellow dreamy notes of lavender, supported by a complimenting base of sandalwood. Honestly feels like something Donatello would actually wear, he seems like a good-smelling guy, especially for a turtle. Don't buy the Raphael though one he's hella musty. As for this one, the day a better deal exists is the day shredder defeats the turtles once and for all, and that day's never gonna come. buy it and enjoy the countless well of seductive energy it'll provide with the added bonus of feeling like the most intelligent of the ninja turtles.

Faithful readers, allow me to start with a personal anecdote. I was at the ripe age of four when I first witnessed the lustful object of Donatello. Something about that sewer pizza and sensual purple mask left my stomach in a flurry. I have no better way to describe this scent than what would accompany Donatello holding you in his rippling arms whilst he feeds you a bite of his pizza waist-deep in the sewer. Do not hesitate. Buy this fragrance and be transported.

This fragrance is pretty horrible, given that the mixture of sage, wormwood, and lemon doesn't exactly blend well. But it certainly makes for an interesting addition to my collection!

Fruity, aromatic, and soft spicy - just like the actual Donatello!