Hulk

Maaaan this shii slaps. Slaps the way my mama taught me from the tender age of 2. Ever since I transcended the need for walking and lost my spinal cord this scent has transported my mind back to the wonders I have lost in my vegetative state. It is almost as if I am back in my youth strolling through a playground again. The type I’ve been banned from for ages now. Hulks dense musk personifies the feeling of wet toilet paper on my supple bum, utterly radiates the sensation of hugging a little boy for exactly two minutes and thirty three seconds. Perfection. It is unlike anything I’ve felt before. Unlike the feces-hurling lifestyle I once lived with my dear friend G.S. Toes and unlike the thrill of my oceanic conquest. Since my first squirt of this fragrance approximately three weeks ago, I have yet to open the gates that is my rectum. I can only imagine the flood that will follow this drought will be the epitome of Hulk’s fury. Until then, I can only dream of the day my cup shall runneth over. I must admit the anticipation has me quivering with boyish excitement. I have decided this fragrance is the cure for my cancer. At my dear friends suggestion I shall now attempt to quote, go smash some bitches, but I shall leave you with a quote that has touched my soul and epitomizes this scent. Farewell toeheads. “Hulk smash” -The Hulk

best Price Value Perfume, I dont know why they advertised this for Kids perfume, Definitely for Guys around age 18-25. Certified Panty dropper, The only Musky perfume that I like. I wore this in the Club and HOLY SenselessReview's Mom LOVED IT, we even went back to my place and Fucked All DAY, Its just that good. BETTER DIOR SAUVAGE EDP Period.

this will make all the dudes splurge all over you without end. They'll have to put an actual cork in it if they ever want it to stop. Trust me, I know. Unbelievably sexy, seductive, and alluring. I'm homeless and this is the best $15 I've ever spent

i smelled this fragrance for the first time and thought it was amazing, and then I turned into the Hulk, and all the girls wanted me to Hulk smash. 10/10 would wear again

most masculine fragrance on earth, you will get all the bitches with this im telling you

Smells like Paco Rabanne Invictus Aqua. Great cologne to pour all over yourself after a shower.

In the timeline of perfumery, there is a singular dividing point: April 27, 2004. Better known as the day "Hulk" hit store shelves. Even better known as the day perfumery changed forever, its boundaries shattered and its expectations catapulted into another galaxy. One could practically hear executives at the all-powerful Chanel, Paco Rabanne, Jean Paul Gaultier -- take your pick -- gasp in dismay as 2.4 billion bottles of "Hulk" were sold that first week. Stock prices at the major fragrance manufacturers plummeted and thousands of formerly talented perfumers were shown the door. As it turned out, this was a much-needed growing pain for an industry that is still struggling to recover from the seismic shift "Hulk" represented. To call "Hulk" distinguished is like calling the Mona Lisa a pretty painting. "Hulk" is indeed art in a bottle, but it is an artform that human beings cannot understand in their current stage of evolution. It is at once sophisticated and simple, challenging and facile, gentle and pugnacious. It is uplifting and boundless, engaging its wearers in a spiritual odyssey that exceeds anything the gurus of today would have you believe is possible. The universal sentiment about "Hulk" is that it put the lie to the notion that olfactory pleasure would always grade behind other forms of sensory gratification. I have personally known nine people who died shortly after smelling "Hulk," not because of any issues with the synthetic citrus, but because they gained a firm grasp of what heaven could be and were ready to cross over. I am amazed at how often high-end fragrances skimp on the presentation. It is as though they are saying, "Look, you are getting high-end already, do you really need a fancy bottle?" Thankfully, Marvel did not cut corners in the presentation for "Hulk." I mean, look at that bottle. The brilliant silhouette of Hulk conveys the intricate realities of the human condition in a way Freud never could. This Hulk does not just smell amazing, he also feels trapped by his own contradictions as a sentient being. The bright green cap, cleverly designed to look like cheap plastic in a bit of artistic contrariety, is emblazoned with one powerful word: HERO. The fragrance itself is also green, representative of the life-giving capacity of the universe as well as the growth and evolution of mankind. Even my eight-year-old nephew instinctively understands the potent symbolism at play; when I showed him the bottle, he began spontaneously crying and did not stop for three days. Afterwards, he informed us that he now understood both the purpose and fragility of life; he vowed to never again waste his precious time on this earth. Out of the mouths of babes, my friends. Notice that there is no perfumer listed for "Hulk." Why? I am convinced this is because "Hulk" came to us from a higher form of existence. No human being can take credit for this because no human being could have created it. Even the seemingly negligible maneuver to prioritize "vanilla" just slightly ahead of "powdery" speaks to a form of celestial intelligence at work. If "Hulk" is somehow the product of a flesh-and-blood entity, then this entity has a direct line to the divine more perfect than that which was described by Jesus Christ in the New Testament. "Hulk" is available on eBay for $7.99.

A probably futile attempt at seriously reviewing some of the Marvel Comics fragrance line. I was curious enough about Air-Val International's Marvel licensed fragrances to pick up a set of four eau de toilette mini bottles. The ingredient lists on the box shows that the four fragrances should be quite different, ...but in actuality, they are all fairly similar. Smelling them side-by-side does reveal differences, ...so at least they aren't just putting the exact same cheap cologne in different bottles, ...but the differences are slight enough to suggest many bases and accords are shared between scents. Individual descriptions of each of the four scents: • Hulk is a powdery, vanilla-lavender fragrance. I found it to be the most distinct of the for scents I sampled, ...and also my favourite, though that is not meant to be high praise. Seriously, Hulk is quite similar to a number of men's designer fragrances, I can recall offerings by Dior, Hugo Boss, and Prada that are quite close. ...And that is probably just more clear evidence of how outrageously over-priced such scents really are. • Iron Man is similar to The Hulk, but its sweet note is brighter and fruitier (so apple?), ...while Iron Man is supposed to be more spicy, its aromatic (spicy?) notes just read as more lavender. • Captain America is vaguely like Cool Water, ...but after direct comparison, it is more sweetly vanilla than that. So overall, just a weak and undistinguished woody-vanillic aromatic. • Spiderman is another woody fresh-aromatic, similar to Captain America, but with less vanilla and more citrus.

Do you seek to impress or even attract a mate? Care aggressively and felloniosly assert yourself over innocent children? Smell the seepy life juice of marvels big green giant? Well then this is the scent for you. I personally salvaged this off of Ibn-al Salwahid, my good friend, right before his trip to new york back in 01. Didnt care to open it because i thought it looked silly and only something an impudent dweebling would ever indulge in. As of recently I found this fragrance in the back of my medicine cabinet and curiosity got the best of me. The moment i opened the lid, and the particultes of hulky aroma hit my sinuses, a white plume excurged from my slick willy all over my bathroom. As I was cleaning up my joyous expression of creamy juice, my dear friend from long ago, L.S. toes, messaged me. He had experienced the same thing. To be frank, this scent has not only supplied me with an undying urge to volunteer at daycares, but also brought my dear subordinate back into my life.

LOL...whoever tied this scent to Dior Eau Sauvage EDP is crazy

this fragrance will make women beg you to hulk smash

smells like nothing with a hint of soap. 10/10