Neandertal Dark 2015

That’s pure masterpiece. Very unique. Nothing you know. It’s a darker smell of a cave or a ground with some distinct trials of nature. On the skin you feel mainly the ground but in the air there is this pleasant smell of flowers of fruits that is pitched up to max. That’s a very special perfume. Not for everybody, not a blind buy, not for unexperienced noses. Pure niche.

An interesting leather + oud fragrance. There are other fragrances like this so I feel like this falls squarely in the middle of those so not a stand out. I would purchase it more for the bottle than the frag.

Cacophonous drivel. No structure or harmony in blending, just a gigantic slab of random screeching synthetics and sharpie-like hyper-diffusive asphyxiants justifying themselves with a pretentiously nebulous faux-primitivist aesthetic. The greenness is tart and stinging like an ice pick to the brain, while the lack of warmth in the base gives this a thin, flaccid take on animalia more reminiscent of the sterile operating-table of secretions magnifique than any sort of wild-beast connotation. At best, this smells like a first draft for a chemist attempting to make some industrial solvent into a marketable household cleaner by covering its noxious aromas with random essential oils and aroma-chemicals, at worst it feels like some experimental exercise in blindfolded perfumery. The price is also ludicrous, although I must admit I do like the bottle..

Rotting corpse smell. One of the worst smells I have ever smelled in perfumery. It's death and decay in a bottle. Keep in mind, I'm a goth guy who loves dark scents, but this is just too much.

There is absolutely nothing right about this fragrance. When I smell it I have a picture of 2 year old child, left alone in the kitchen with all the sauces, flour and baking products to play with. A HUGE MESS! Completely chaotic, no structure whatsoever. Who ever made it (I can't say designed it) threw it all in, and hoped for the best. No idea how they expect this type of money, for a smell that unpleasant. Before I bought a sample, I saw a comment on one of perfume groups saying the bottle looks like a trash bag... And with that plastic smell, I couldn't agree more.