Earthy Abundance

I wasn't able to get these perfumes, I need to say that first, because they sold out before I could come up with a $275 for them. But I did buy all 4 dupes from Miim Miic, a brand that has ALWAYS created exact matches every time I have bought from them. I got their version of Crybaby perfume which was exact, as I had previously had the original (among others I've bought from them.) I was SO DARNED IMPRESSED with these scents, I am here to review the Miim Miic versions. This is not an ad for Miim Miic and I don't work for them. I just want to talk about how blown away I am with these scents. I'll summarize what I think of all 4 and try to not write a novel here although I could. These scents are so unusual, so amazingly different from everything out there, they have me completely spellbound. I consider myself one of life's biggest critics, and even I said to myself after opening them, "Damn can Melanie Martinez make a great perfume." I don't want to gush but I have to. All four of these scents TAKE you somewhere. They put you in a different WORLD, each one. There is NOTHING out there like this. They do exactly as promised and that is to transport you to 4 places so otherworldly I would challenge anyone to even try to describe it. The combination of accords are described well in these descriptions here, but there is something so unusual to each of these, so different from anything I've tried, it is truly like a visit to 4 different fantasy worlds. I can't tell you how quickly I bought 4 bottles after smelling the samples. All 4 of these have such a magical power, you just GO somewhere when you smell them, I exaggerate not. Melanie isn't playing around with her perfume creations, these are works of art. Four different magic spells. She's got me absolutely captivated. I hope to one day smell the originals but like I said Miim Miic has always been exact. I also didn't want to buy the originals because the sculpture is, forgive me, damn ugly. But the scents, fantastical. At first I groaned at the corny-ness of "air fire earth water" but yknow what, she's honestly earned and owned the cliche. 4 bottles of absolute transportative magic.

I’m reviewing the newly released portals perume keychains. Guys, unless you are a devoted collector and a die hard fan, DONT buy this. It is classified as a extrait de parfum, which to those who don’t know means that it is the most pure form of fragrance. But it does not last! And the projection is horrible! And the price is HOW MUCH? $82 for 5ml!!?? It should be $50 something AT MOST. It has the projection of a body mist and the longevity of a standard Eau de parfum. Like I even think the perfume vials from the debut set lasts longer and has more projection. Honestly, I don’t know why I bought this. Maybe I thought that the free puffy tote bag that came with my order would compensate for the outrageous price. But, I’m kind of glad I bought this keychain. It put me into a relization that Melanie cares more about the money than the fans, and that she did do Timothy dirty, and she even admitted to it. “She never said no” BS, but did she ever say yes?? Come on Melanie. I also bought the k-12 dress, and the quality of it is terrible. It was made in china and was spirit Halloween quality. I bet it took $2 to make. With 250 I would expect much better quality. And what a shame it is too. Melanie was definitely on to something with the aesthetic and creative lyrics, but it all went down the drain with the alleged 🍇ist allegations and the unessisary prices. I read somewhere that crybaby would hate Melanie Martinez, (iykyk) and I complete agree, and the irony of it too. I bet if she made a 50 or 100ml version of the perfumes it would sell for a few hundred. I’m switching my new favorite artist to Billie eilish. She actually is the bomb. I am selling part of my collection of Melanie merch on Etsy for discounted prices if anyone wants. I’m selling this keychain (new, I got it yesterday) for around 80 dollars including shipping, with the case it comes in. My Etsy is SstarsOnMarsS. Only shipping to the US because of EU law. If you’re considering buying the keychain, please buy it from my Etsy. Your going to save 10 dollars from shipping and it will go to someone who actually wants it.

I love earthy abundance :) it’s a very lovely and comforting smell. I’m not good at distinguishing which notes are in fragrances, but I do smell a green tea minty ish flavor for this one. It’s the least popular of all the perfumes and it gets hate on very often. This is perfectly fine and understandable as scent is subjective and the appearance of the perfume might appear cheap to some. However, I still personally really love it. Melanie did a wonderful job on this one. 💕

It’s my favorite out of the four!! I feel like walking through a forest but then discovering a little cute hut housing a family of fairies... it smells like matcha ice cream, it’s so good. I hate that it has a really small amount of perfume in the bottle, but also one spray lasts forever. I only wore it for a few times and I’m already 1/3 done though!! So frustrating. If you are going to buy a portals scent, buy this one. It’s so worth it! It also looks great on display.

It smells just like fresh green tea leaves, very natural and leafy, almost like the juice of crushed leaves. Simple, clean, and pleasant.

MELANIE PLEASE MAKE A 50ML VERISON PLEEEAAASEEEE

wow i wasn't expecting to like earthy abundance at all. i get mostly vanilla, green tea and tumeric. although it's not listed as a note, i get some type of melon too? smells like froot loops lol!! so delicious! i don't think there's anything in the market like earthy abundance. it's unique! based off what everyone was saying online, this was their least favorite one. earthy abundance happens to be my second favorite.

A disclaimer: I am reviewing the MIIM.MIIC dupes for these perfumes. My favorite out of the four! A blend of earthy green tea and creamy vanilla. Reminds me of how green tea Häagen-Dazs ice cream tastes. There is a bit of fruitiness in there to add some sweetness, but nothing overpowering. A super unique and fun take on the gourmand trend!

My favorite matcha perfume, I find most too citrusy or grassy for my tastes. This is comforting yet fresh, and I'd say you can wear it spring-fall, and even winter if you're feeling it. I like to pair it with Eilish or other similar musky vanilla perfumes to strengthen the sweetness and warmth it is sometimes lacking for me.

In my opinion, the earthy abundance has a remarkable smell of green tea and nature after the rain. It smells very fresh. It's durable, it lasted about 18 hours on my skin, and I think the price is justified because it lasts a long time, smells good and the quality of the bottle itself is good

Genuine review. No B.S. Smells like dabbed lavender and green tea essential oils with a hint of sweet Peppermint. It is definitely unisex and of-age. The scent is lovely and calming for everyday use like for the office or a nice spring day.

I love this! It simple but it is good! It like a minty vanilla green tea... a clean green slightly sweet scent. Mixing this Air of Clarity is so good!

this reminds me of those green tea cucumber hand sanitizers from bbw. not my type of scent, but I see how others like it! a 4/10 for me :[ perfect for spring though

Honestly smells like a cold pressed juice. There’s hardly vanilla that I smell. It mainly smells like green tea. And it’s very strong. Somewhat headache inducing. Like Elizabeth Arden’s Green Tea on steroids.

ummm It kinda smell like matcha. Like that bitter grassy green tea drink. It's definitely a pass for me but... yeah no I can't even say anything good about this scent.

Sadly I have to say this is my least fave out of the 4 Portals fragrances. I sprayed this and instantly got hit with the green tea note. VERY overpowering in my opinion. I loved the sound of the note for all 4 fragrances but sadly this one is a huge miss so far. I will still give it a fair trial and see how I feel after a day of wear. Sadly this gets a 2/10 from me.

If you already have Valentino BIR Green Stravaganza, you won't need this—this is a perfect alternative if you're looking to spend less (and I certainly would get this again over splurging on Valentino). Cooling green tea scent that is given depth by the lavender and turmeric and warmed ever so slightly by the vanilla base. Recommended for those who like sweet, melony scents (I pick up melon in this—even lime—though they're both not listed notes).

Smells better and more unique than Fire and air. Kind if seconding the minty tea comment. Not really sure how else to describe it besides fresh and has a sort of cooling aspect like when you breathe in mint (though it's nothing intense), definitely has a slightly earthy vibe.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE PERFUME BOTTLE LOOKS LIKE, IT’S A COLLECTORS ITEM WITH THE BOTTLES INSIDE THIS VASE

Now finally we have an all time winner for ugliest, even scariest bottle in the history of fragrance.