Anal

Your fragrance journey can NEVER BE accomplished without the presence of ANAL, no matter what u have or how many u have. This piece of magic juice is so mysterious even the perfumer veiled out his presence so nobody can recognize him but his nose. Or maybe he way too shy to reveal :) Whoever this Maxwell guy, must have tested his own @ss a million times to come up with the SPOT ON formulation. I can definitely see a doctoral degree on anoscopy, hanging on the wall somewhere. Must be super proud. It opens up with misty, foggy development of sour fish or shell smell that have been dying on a surface for at least 30 days. Quickly tosses the baton to florals to butter up the luxuriousness. just like someone would lay some flowers to his once loved dead pet fishes on its funeral, it's almost pheromone-ish that random by passer constantly wets her lips and start gazing at me whenever I wear it. The only downside of this perfume is that guys do the same thing... I have so many memories attached to this God's Nectar. It's a huge compliment puller no matter whom. from flies to mosquitos or random ants. Literally anything. It's a must have for those who apply their first job interview. It will drop the interviewees jaws down as well as their pan ties, STAMP! U are hired. Worth every pan ties u spend :)

This is the REAL manliest manly man fragrance since 2020. So manly it only attracts other men. My chest hair grew 3 inches as I write this. Be careful as your masculine aura will be so strong that you will radiate and Patrick Bateman sigma male grind-set music will play as you walk.

An absolute BEASTMODE fragrance. Even one spray is way too much and as soon as you enter any room, everyone starts vomiting from joy. I even got compliments from my dead grandmother at the funeral service! Recommended to anyone over the age of 107

This smells like a mish mash of aroma chemicals upon initial spray. The first two minutes it literally smells like those chunky black sharpie markers drying on a cardboard box. A few minutes in, it starts to dry down and I can slightly perceive the frangipani intertwined with the wormwood and vetiver. The oud here is dark & the cumin feels dry. The rose smells desiccated with... but a whisper of its former scent. I have no idea what choya nakh smells like but I think that’s what I smell dancing around the frangipani. I get slight musk but clean at that. And voila. That’s all that’s in this one. Not full bottle worthy for me. I don’t get latex or anything silicone, I don’t get any animalic warmth and the cumin is straight up spice cupboard cumin; nothing sweaty or spicy or sexy. Anal is definitely not what I expected... idk I don’t use lubes that smell cheap or chemical for anal I prefer raw virgin coconut oil so I don’t get that fetish popper chemical lube thing. Sadly this falls short for me. Nothing raw or sexy about it. Unless working in a box packing facility is sexy idk. Maybe Amazon workers have more fun than we think! 😂

This is the world's most accurately named fragrance. Want to immediately recall that awkward, early, younger than you'd like to admit club hookup that left you walking funny for a few days? Then this is the scent for you. It's not for me, literally and figuratively, but one whiff on skin and you'll know if it's for you. Do you think fondly on latex, lube, poppers, and booty sweat dunked in frangipani? Here's your perfume. I'm not being judgmental, that is legit this fragrance's odor. I can't blame this brand for being accurate, but I can blame them for being over priced. Go forward knowing what you're in for.