Anal

Your fragrance journey can NEVER BE accomplished without the presence of ANAL, no matter what u have or how many u have. This piece of magic juice is so mysterious even the perfumer veiled out his presence so nobody can recognize him but his nose. Or maybe he way too shy to reveal :) Whoever this Maxwell guy, must have tested his own @ss a million times to come up with the SPOT ON formulation. I can definitely see a doctoral degree on anoscopy, hanging on the wall somewhere. Must be super proud. It opens up with misty, foggy development of sour fish or shell smell that have been dying on a surface for at least 30 days. Quickly tosses the baton to florals to butter up the luxuriousness. just like someone would lay some flowers to his once loved dead pet fishes on its funeral, it's almost pheromone-ish that random by passer constantly wets her lips and start gazing at me whenever I wear it. The only downside of this perfume is that guys do the same thing... I have so many memories attached to this God's Nectar. It's a huge compliment puller no matter whom. from flies to mosquitos or random ants. Literally anything. It's a must have for those who apply their first job interview. It will drop the interviewees jaws down as well as their pan ties, STAMP! U are hired. Worth every pan ties u spend :)

This is the REAL manliest manly man fragrance since 2020. So manly it only attracts other men. My chest hair grew 3 inches as I write this. Be careful as your masculine aura will be so strong that you will radiate and Patrick Bateman sigma male grind-set music will play as you walk.

An absolute BEASTMODE fragrance. Even one spray is way too much and as soon as you enter any room, everyone starts vomiting from joy. I even got compliments from my dead grandmother at the funeral service! Recommended to anyone over the age of 107

This smells like a mish mash of aroma chemicals upon initial spray. The first two minutes it literally smells like those chunky black sharpie markers drying on a cardboard box. A few minutes in, it starts to dry down and I can slightly perceive the frangipani intertwined with the wormwood and vetiver. The oud here is dark & the cumin feels dry. The rose smells desiccated with... but a whisper of its former scent. I have no idea what choya nakh smells like but I think that’s what I smell dancing around the frangipani. I get slight musk but clean at that. And voila. That’s all that’s in this one. Not full bottle worthy for me. I don’t get latex or anything silicone, I don’t get any animalic warmth and the cumin is straight up spice cupboard cumin; nothing sweaty or spicy or sexy. Anal is definitely not what I expected... idk I don’t use lubes that smell cheap or chemical for anal I prefer raw virgin coconut oil so I don’t get that fetish popper chemical lube thing. Sadly this falls short for me. Nothing raw or sexy about it. Unless working in a box packing facility is sexy idk. Maybe Amazon workers have more fun than we think! 😂

This is the world's most accurately named fragrance. Want to immediately recall that awkward, early, younger than you'd like to admit club hookup that left you walking funny for a few days? Then this is the scent for you. It's not for me, literally and figuratively, but one whiff on skin and you'll know if it's for you. Do you think fondly on latex, lube, poppers, and booty sweat dunked in frangipani? Here's your perfume. I'm not being judgmental, that is legit this fragrance's odor. I can't blame this brand for being accurate, but I can blame them for being over priced. Go forward knowing what you're in for.

@ShadowsofLight 🤡 The stick ? No darling, some people are just classier than others. 🤣 But finally UFO got what they wanted: people constantly talking about it. I will personally not give this fragrance another minute, it doesn't deserve my time. Especially when a thousand others have better quality, peformances and a much better story telling...

That's a prime example of when you spend more time finding a catchy name than focusing on the olfactive quality. Priority isn't the same anymore. 🤡 But I guess it's legitimate in a society in which some people are eager to spend huge amount of money to have a "special" perfume in order to be so "special" themselves 🤷

I'm betting about as much thought went into the fragrance as went into the Dollar General bottle. Was this someone's cheap craft project?

Whoever is buying this $200 perfume doesn't even realize UFO is giving them the middle finger. 🤡

Immediately upon spraying ANAL there's a burst of sweet frangipani, contrasted with headache-inducing poppers and a STRONG vinyl/latex/plastic note. Also, something dirty/spicy- maybe black pepper or cumin? I love smells like gasoline, windex, etc so this chemical opening is addictive to me. Can't stop smelling my wrist- I think I actually might be getting a headache lol.... the poppers placebo effect... A few minutes in the woody notes start to open up, I'm getting cedar, vetiver, and some yummy sweet woods that I'm not familiar with. I assume these are the agarwood and wormwood notes. After a few more minutes white musk is coming through! And bergamot! The scent takes on a more floral/aromatic tone now. Nature is healing... latex note still going strong the background. I'm getting a salty note too. Maybe sweat? This fragrance is like accidentally putting poppers in your essential oil diffuser, while wearing a full latex suit (specifically that kind that has a gas mask attached). After 30 minutes ANAL has dried down to a musky aromatic scent. We've stripped out of our latex suit and are now washing away the lube with very fragrant expensive soap, then applying "masculine" deodorant. Like lavender bergamot vetiver vibes etc etc. These aromatics are very synthetic- there's a coldness to them that aligns perfectly with the chemical opening. But underneath the aromatics, there's still a lingering whisper of that latex accord.... This is not so much a fragrance as it is an experience. it's like spilling poppers on your skin, except instead of ending up with chemical burns you end up smelling like sexy clean soap and skanky plastic. Fantastic smell journey :)

The variety of reviews here from straight men, Straight women, & gay men are so diverse yet hilariously telling. The straight men mostly giving small, immature, in some cases ignorant comments about something they don’t understand. Instead of stating their confusion, or that they’re unfamiliar with fragrance choices they choose instead to make juvenile “poop” jokes. The women for the most part are at least attempting to make analogies or comparisons while giving descriptions of what the notes smell like to them. I appreciate it even if it’s at times a bit laughable since they are to some extent naively describing what seems to be an intentional blend of very specific notes intended to evoke the distinct aroma of sexual encounters. This where the gay men’s on the nose reviews nail it on the head. Relating the overtly chemical notes to products used to enhance anal sex such as poppers, or the latex/oil based scent of personal lubricant ha ha. Some seem to be pleased with the memories it evokes, while some others looking for an “earthier” more on the nose & animalistic fragrance are disappointed at its lack of smelling more like the fetishized side of anal sex. Either way the side, by side comparisons of the various distinct posters has me laughing more than I’d expect to on my favorite site for fragrance reviews.

@UFO. Everything out there has an audience and a customer willing to fall for it. Sadly, this is the world we live in. It is divided down the middle: those with class and those without. I have had a love affair with perfumes since childhood. Between husband and myself now lays extensive collection of 500 perfumes lining our glass shelves. I can not even imagine having a bottle of perfume named THIS, polluting our collection. It is classless and dirty, and i am by no means a prude who dislikes having sex. It is highly inappropriate and utterly disgusting. Many true fragrance nuts will not have a part of it. And in my opinion, if you have to repeat numerous times that you aren't trying to drum up business, you are doing exactly that. It is similar to when people start their sentences with "Honestly".

Ahhh yes, Fragrantica's absolute favorite fragrance to EPICALLY OWN other fragrances with. It's perfumerie's embodiment of "You lost. See? I just drew you as a soy Wojak, and myself as a Chad!". Any minor/major qualm with another fragrance? Just say "Hmm...this reminds me of UFO Parfums' Anal.'" You don't like That Guy and his "Hot Girl Sex Fuck (for Men)"TM fragrance? Anal. You think a fragrance gouges your wallet like Louis Braille did his eyes with that awl? Anal. Multi-Million-Dollar Designer Brand Company (MMDDB Co.) makes some cynical PrideTM©® release (probably a cashgrab)? Oh, you can bet that fucker's getting Anal'd. Fragrantica. Free to Choose (Anal). (You know I'm right.)

This stuff is so Frickin good I had to get a back up bottle! A different lubricated type smell that will grow in you I mean on you. Imagine Whoopi Goldberg booty clapping by a overpopulated fish pond. Yeah this stuff brings the heat! Crowd pleaser, panty dropper, club banger. Fragrantica didn't list all the notes but it's ok I looked them up. Top notes: Buttocks and clove Middle notes: Beef, Agony, and Baby oil "little powdery" Base: Diddy sweat. Scent 10/10! Go get you some Anal.

I don't have this but really what name is that? :)))) I don't even care how it smells but I don't give my money on something with that name made just to attract controversy and maybe to distract attention from the quality of the ingredients. Is not inspiring me any confidence when someone is using a name like that increase the numbers of selling, I associate this strategy with the clickbait from youtube.

UFO Parfums is really sticking it to potential buyers by charging $200 for Anal. As a new company they should ease into the market by loosening that entry price. Not to be a tightwad but with no way to sample this yet, I don't want to be victim to a painful pounding of my wallet for a fragrance that might smell like shit. Butt hear me out, I'm willing to give it a shot. I just hope it's a gentle scent.

Gucci Rush did a better job at evoking poppers and raves through sheer energy alone, Secretions Magnifiques already perfected the "shock value" plasticky-sweaty-sweet fragrance, and if you're looking for something fecal there are a billion Ouds and Civets available for the same price or less. Yawn, typical Los Angeles hipster gimmickery... A fragrance for people whose only hobby is Folsom.

$200? Well, it dependes on how long it lasts... Jokes aside, I'm curious. After Dzing!, Secretions Magnifiques, War and Peace, Salomé, Musk Tonkin, MKK I think I have acquired a taste for these "more than skanky" perfumes.

This is all their marketing team could come up with? Nothing like reaching new lows and tanking with the product names. This is both tacky and classless. Juvenile.

Some of these comments...🤣 Pull the stick out of your @ss, it's just a gimmicky fragrance. Nothing to have a stink over 🤎💩

Butt...why no really, why? Does JPG’s review sound so condescending? Like he’s the only one who truly gets.. ha, Anal??

I just read the description and it put a naughty smile on my face. Gonna share to my FB and I may need to learn more!

...So does anyone here actually know what this smells like? For real though, save the rants for the forum LOL.

That description tho!! lol "Ecstacy and pleasure are all you can think as you're filled up completely..."

Truly a masterpiece that embodies the essence of skibidi toilet. 10/10 Alpha Sigma W rizz fragrance

I'm not perfect at all on the contrary I consider myself an extrovert, but the label is very ugly

why does this even exist. if you're wondering, yes, it smells absolutely fucking atrocious.

Which Hynek's scale of alien close encounter is this?! Certainly not the third...

In the words of the great Rocco Sifredi "C'mon baby, taste it, is only smells."

Now, I'm really a bit disappointed they didn't market this as 'Eau de Colon'

As a gay man, this does not smell like anal. Would not purchase again

Club banger panty dropper women killer sexy compliment beast

Smells like a Cottonelle wipe, with a dry down of BaDussy.

Vile. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

I heard soon they will release an oil version :)

ouuu i wonder how does it smells like

The "moral" rants are the best lol