Florist Laura

REALITY : You're sniffing a medicinal bar of soap while walking into a florist shop when suddenly the most beautiful, oversized bouquet is handed to you pro bono. You walk out sniffing the bouquet, expecting it to smell like pretty flowers, but instead it smells like flowers and everything they are. Soap now tucked into your pocket, you bury your face in the bouquet, and it's perfection even without the pretty floral scent. REVIEW 🦪: This is how I imagine a vampire would smell.Not roses. Not jasmine. Not expensive perfume. The scent of flowers follows you everywhere, but they're always just out of sight. These aren't the flowers people write poems about. They're the ones growing in the shadows. The ones you lean in to smell and discover they don't really smell floral at all. They smell like petals, stems, crushed leaves, damp water, and a hint of spice. To me this doesn't smell like wearing flowers.It smells like flowers are haunting you. 8.5/10 🩸🥀🌿 Mossy Glen is still my favorite but this is giving it a run for its money.