Whatever It Takes Kanye West

I was at the store to buy some stuff for dinner, and then I saw it, the Kanye West fragrance. I am quite a big fan of Kanye West, so I just had to give it a sniff. It didn't impress me, but it was so cheap, that I decided "eh, I'll buy it, why not". I wasn't wearing a fragrance because I thought it would just be a quick trip to the store and back, but after I bought the fragrance I thought it wouldn't hurt to spray the new fragrance and walk around the city for 10 or 20 minutes. Nobody that I walked past noticed the Kanye fragrance, or they just couldn't bother to ask me about it. I couldn't really care about that anyway. I went home and made dinner, and then I watched some TV on my bed for an hour before deciding to turn it off and go to sleep. Since I came back home up until this point I didn't think much about the Kanye fragrance, and I could have never expected what would happen after I went to sleep. I started dreaming about walking around the city, until I came across Kanye West himself. "Kanye West?" I yelled out. "Yo, I'm Kanye West." he said. I was very excited to meet him and asked him for an autograph. I reached for my pocket and pulled out an old styled vintage fountain pen with gold engravings and a black piece of paper. Kanye signed on the black piece of paper, and when he gave it back to me and I read it, I saw that he wrote the word "Stronger" with gold ink. Suddenly the song "Stronger" started playing seemingly out of nowhere, as if I was wearing invisible headphones that I couldn't feel pressing onto my head and ears. I raised my head to look at Kanye and he was in a DeLorean, that wasn't even there in the first place. "Hop in, yo" he told me. I hopped in the car, and he flew the car into space. Kanye told me to hang tight right before flipping a lever that activated the Hyperdrive engine. We started flying at a speed faster than light. Many Kanye songs played for a short time one after the other, such as "All Day" "Power" "On Sight" etc. Kanye asked me "You enjoying this?", I yelled "Hell yeah!". Shortly after that we suddenly stopped. What I saw in front of us was a gorgeously coloured planet. Gold for "The College Dropout" here, brown for "Late Registration" there, purple and yellow for "Graduation", bright red for "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" and many other colours resembling Kanye's albums. "This is the place humanity should be looking for" Kanye said to me. I immediately woke up in a cold sweat, my heart was beating, almost as fast as a drummer hitting a drum, breathing heavily as if I saw the devil himself. I look to my right, the shelf where I keep my fragrances. The Kanye fragrance was glowing in varying colours. Gold, brown, purple, yellow, red... That wasn't just a dream... It was a message...

Imagine a fragrance that starts with the upbeat sweetness of Kanye West’s “Good Morning,” offering an energizing and optimistic burst. This sweetness is complemented by the zesty freshness of “Stronger,” infusing the scent with a vibrant and invigorating citrus note. As the fragrance evolves, it reveals a depth akin to the rich, layered sounds of “Flashing Lights,” delivering an aromatic complexity. Finally, the fragrance concludes with a bold, spicy kick reminiscent of the assertive energy in “Power,” leaving a striking and memorable impression. This blend creates a scent that is bright, dynamic, and sophisticated with a nuanced spicy edge.

Because of the citrus and the balsamic plus the overall freshness this really gives me Bleu de Chanel vibes. People say Invictus, I don't own Invictus but I do have chanel. The opening is very harsh, alcohol citrus, but please give it a chance maybe 60 sec and u get a classy orange citrus vanilla dry down that smells expensive classy wit some sexiness. I REALLY like it. I shower often and I apply lotion first, so on my skin its heaven. Sits closer to the skin after 2-3 hrs. Projects for about 45 min if even, but for the price just decant and reapply. 8/10

This is a beautiful fragrance (MBDTF reference!!) It has the POWER of the YEZUS gods. It would be a VIOLENT CRIME to dislike or hate on this youthful, citrusy fragrance. Not only does it smell good, if you can beat the scalpers on ebay, you can get it for dirt cheap. It would be a huge no NO MISTAKE(s) if you dont buy it. If I was in a room with someone that had it (like me) I WOULDNT LEAVE. SOMEDAY ill everyone would understand the brilliance of this masterpiece.

Ye really killed it on this one. I picked up a bottle at Ross for $9.99. Reminds me of Gucci Guilty Eau with the upfront citrus and mixed bass notes. Not the same blend of bass notes but that's what makes this specimen so unique. If you like fruit and smelling great for 10$ try this out!