Burnt Hair

The reviews just piss me off. It's called burnt hair for a reason. Why would you buy this thinking you can actually smell good with it like you old heads gotta stop ruining fragrance meme culture with your deadassedness. If you bought this to wear you aint doin it right. What you gotta do is: Buy it, Go to an event you know someone you dont fuck with is attending, spray their clothes while they aren't looking. Just spray til you cant no more and then maybe slip them a vodka shot in their cocktail, maybe, idk dont do that but yeah just enjoy life bro.

Extremely serious review here. The first time I touched the box, I cried. I bought this for my 106 year old grandpa and he died from a dopamine overdose after smelling this. It makes sense that Creed ended up copying this in their underground indie fragrance "Aventoos." I would also agree with fellow fragrance experts in comparing this to Office for Men. Performance and SIllage: After my first spray four years ago, I have been quarantined due to the godly aroma this produces. Proceed with caution. Overally: 7/10

From the official website: “Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work” “Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport” ...Ok?

Put this exact same juice inside a Xerjoff bottle, credit it to a perfumer, and have the company be any other neutral name and it will have a rating greater than 4.3

It smells like burnt hair... like the name suggests. Don't know why anyone though it wouldn't.

Honestly if a Niche house did this , all the Niche snobs would be salivating calling it art.

I unironically love this fragrance. It smells like wood smoke and cherries.

Actual review leaving all the rest of it aside... I'm impressed, this is quite well done. It doesn't exactly smell like burnt hair imho as that would be repulsive, but it is similar. To me this is in the ballpark of the more smoky leather fragrances on the market, but with what smells to me like a huge dose of dark roast coffee to try and imitate the burnt hair idea. If you know the coffee note from Lush's Cardamom Coffee or Piguet's Oud Divin but think of it on it's own in large dose then you'll know what I mean. Someone below mentioned burnt popcorn, there is a bit of that feel here. If this was by some well liked indie niche house I think it would be high rated, it's pretty interesting and not at all repulsive if you love fragrances such as T-Rex like I do.

Just got my full bottle (or shall we say "fool bottle"?) It does not disappoint! But it is an utterly impractical fragrance that is -- uh, "challenging". That's the whole point. I don't think anyone will be wearing this. The bottle was sweating like a rancid piece of pork when I took it out of the box, so it got on my fingers and I didn't have to spray it. It smells like somewhere between a room where the previous night saw a lot of cigar and cigarette smoking, and a burnt bag of microwave popcorn. The most similar perfume I have run across is Hendley Fume, or maybe one of the more challenging creations from Leo Crabtree/BeauFort London, with a schpritz of Amouage Opus VII in the mix. Tons of cade and vetiver with a smoke accord? Who knows. But I like being provoked by provocateurs in art -- I like experimental noise music and power electronics and other off-the-beaten-path avant garde offerings in visual media. I will eat durian fruit, weird seafiood, questionably sourced Pangolin, etc. Now I have a bottle to gross out my frag-head friends.

As a novelty or avant garde fragrance, this kinda works I guess. I’ll need to spend more time with it, but I definitely get the burnt hair accord first upon spraying (once on the arm). It then quickly evolves into a musty, woody, slightly nostalgic yet edgy scent with. It’s giving me either biker dude at a dive bar, or old grandma vibes. The burnt hair resemblance is still there, just toned down. After 10-20 minutes, it’s surprisingly wearable. When to wear it? That’s the question.

an apt tweet I just came across “You know where else there is the odor of "burnt hair"? Ukraine, where Putin has incinerated 1000s of innocent civilians. You're contributing to the stench of death by personally cutting off Starlink internet access to Ukrainian defense while also parroting Putin's propaganda.”

Burnt hair? Kinda what Elons hair looked like before his transplant and BBL. And what trumps toupee looks like now...frizzy billionaire tiny Tiny tiny...frizzy burnt hairs. 💩 really. Eat the rich!

The name does not mislead you. This smells exactly like burnt hair. Not a perfume I would wear but definitely a conversation starter for when people look at your collection.

Welp there ya have it. Smells like Tuna, bad tuna. 👎👎👎👎👎🐺. Worst part of this it's sold out. I suggest not to open the bottle.

I wanted to believe this was going to be something worthy but it's a joke. it truly is burnt hair... and money. He wins again.

I don't want this fragrance i want nothing to do with elon musk I don't like him and I can't stand him elon musk

@ fragrance_girl Stop crying, you will survive without buying this fragrance and knowing what it smells like.

I'm thinking he thought ' I could sell poop in a jar and they would buy it.' And here is the proof

Amazingly revolting. Beautifully nauseating. 0/10, but I don’t regret my purchase at all!

Elon Musk is a cunt. That is all. -1,000/10. Fuck off Elon.