New Balls

I agree with the review I saw earlier on this fragrance. This is a must have, right next to Dior Sauvage. It's smell is very unique, making you stand out from the beta crowd. I, as a sigma american male, am very proud to see the level of respect I get from wearing this fragrance daily. I am so respected everywhere I go that people always get out of my way or cross the street if I am on the same side as them. I greatly enjoy the musky stench of the fuzzy balls that always gets the ladies running (although I don't know why in the other direction...). It smells just like if you bowed down and sniffed Novak Đoković's stenchy balls. I give it a 10 / 10.

A wise man once said, “Three big balls, looks like we playin’ tennis.” It doesn’t take a wise man to know that this fragrance will get you playin’ some bitches. It’s literally like wearing a scent cloak of you ballsack at all times. You will be a walking pleasure to the nose. The dense aroma engulfing your body will resemble what females desire most. Ever thought to ask your significant other if she wants to sniff ur finger after u give the jewels a good carving? No, sounds silly right? Turns out it unleashes a ferrel lust within them. Trust me gentlemen. Unleash the stank.

this smells like dirty unwashed musky balls. This fragrance reminds me of that feeling when I scratch my balls and smell them so that's a good thing. In my opinion this fragrance is top 10 oat no debate. When I first sniffed this fragrance, an animalic smell of dirty balls smashed me in face and I was like I need to get this bad boy. First time going out wearing this fragrance I caught a lady's attention and she told me to take a shower and never go out again! I took that as a compliment and moved on. That night I took the decision to buy a 200ml bottle and decided to make it my signature scent! Since then all my friends suddenly stopped talking to me. I guess they cant handle this masterpiece fragrance. When I get in a taxi, the driver always opens the windows so he doesnt get intoxicated with this crazy funky scent. I love balls i love lean i love this fragrance. I wear this scent even when I go to bed. I realised that since I've been wearing this all the rats that used to live in my house disappeared ! The only bad moment I had with this amazing scent was when I tried to get my dog into fragrances and I thought that starting with this one is the best way to this journey. So I sprayed the scent on him like 20 times and told him to have a nice day. When I got back home in the evening I saw him sleeping in a weird position. I tried to wake him up but he was in a deep sleep. It's been weeks and I guess he is very exhausted and I have nothing to worry about! What can I say more about this fragrance, it is an absolute masterpiece indeed.

The animalic scent of musky, sweat soaked tennis balls, A fragrance so wild and untamed, A scent that evokes primal urges, As if it were never restrained. Under a woman's nose, In the midst of summertime, The scent of tennis balls lingers, A fragrance so divine. But how did these balls come to be, So musky and wild and free? Let us take a journey, And see what we can see. Step one: The game begins, The balls are fresh and new, Their scent is clean and pure, With no hint of musk or dew. Step two: The players take the court, Their muscles start to flex, The sweat begins to flow, And the balls become complex. Step three: The game is on, The balls are flying fast, Their scent begins to change, As they bounce and spin and last. Step four: The players sweat, The balls absorb the scent, And as the game goes on, Their fragrance becomes more intense. Step five: The match is over, The balls are soaked and wet, Their scent is musky and wild, With an animalic sweat. Step six: The woman comes along, And takes a deep, deep breath, She inhales the scent of the balls, And feels alive and refreshed. The animalic scent of musky, sweat soaked tennis balls, A fragrance so wild and free, It's a reminder of our primal nature, And how we can be. So take a deep breath, And let the scent fill your soul, For the animalic scent of tennis balls, Is one that we all know.

My new signature fragrance. I think a wiseman would wear this. Or a very wise woman. The wise man's words echo in your mind, As you stand on the tennis court, ready to play, Three big sweaty ferral balls in hand, bouncing them lightly, The hypnotic rhythm of their movement, at play.