Fairyland Bloop

So I bit the bullet and bought the fragrance with nervous expectation. It had the notes of Pink Sugar with the added dash of Britney Spears original fantasy with the familiar notes of cupcake, kiwi and white chocolate. Fortunately, I own both so I could test if this could be a lovechild between the two. First blast, it's a familiar citrus zing that I associate myself with Pink Sugar but at the same time, it has that sweet Fantasy undertone, peeking in the back. It smells like both perfumes melded together to create a overtly sweet neon glowing pink monstrosity. Packaging is cheap but it is assumed meant for kids. I do like the color despite the fragrance being an actual turd. I'll think of it as a McDonald's soft serve ice cream. It's like a sweet, lemoned candy, if you have a dupe of Pink Sugar, it's not worth the purchase. Don't expect it to be fancy but it is a nicely scented perfume if you want to gift it to pre-teens or kids. There are a few emoji perfumes on sale on amazon. I paid roughly 30 but in my opinion, it's not worth the price point. I prefer paying at least 15 bucks but hey, I took the shot to give a honest review so here's my two cents. Notes from the box: red litchi, raspberry, kiwi, bergamot, licorice, cotton candy, caramel, tonka bean, cupcake and white chocolate

This fragrance has changed my life. Like Jeremy Fragrance says "POWER!". When I blind bought this fragrance, I wasn't too sure if it was right for me based on the bottle looking like a poop emoji. Yet, after spraying a few sprays on, I found myself spinning endlessly and clapping my hands like Jeremy Fragrance. My hair started to grow into a flow and I only have white suits in my closet. Women try to break into my house constantly due to the POWER of this fragrance! I can't recommend this fragrance enough! Longevity: 10/10 Sillage: 10/10 Versatility: 10/10 Overall: 2/10

I bought two bottles of Fairyland Bloop at an after-holiday clearance sale, and was not sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised--this is actually an amazing gourmand scent, please disregard the silly name and packaging! I think it is sort of a combination of Pink Sugar and Fantasy, with a nice mature touch of bergamot in the drydown. The white chocolate note is especially powerful and lovely. Sillage and longevity are both superb.

Amazing fragrance. Changed my life. I used to be a lonely loser but ever since i started wearing this i all the ladies come to me like a magnet. Might be too sweet for some. Smells slightly similar to "Office for men" by the great fragrance reviewer Jeremy Bartholomew Fragrance III.

I was expecting a super cheap and migraine inducing sickly smell but NOT AT ALL, in fact it has an expensive sweet smelling dry down that could give any of those $60 bottles a run for their money. Rich in raspberry, heavy on the cotton candy...... delicious.

WOW!!! The best fragrance I've ever sniffed, hands down. The bottle is avant-garde, modern and stylish. The fragrance reminds me of Flowerbomb, amazing performance and universally appealing! AMAZING, would pay 100$+ for this! BUY IT IN BULK, PEOPLE.

I tried this on my shirt when I was a teenage, now 20 years later & after several hundred washes. I found out that; perfume still going strong and leaves a nice 2miles trail. I’d say, this is the best alternative to a nuclear bomb

In all seriousness, this is what I wanted fantasy and pink sugar to smell like. Sometimes I want to smell like a cotton candy cupcake without licorice and orris root taking over and this is it.

I was looking for a replacement for my March 2014 vintage bottle of Aventus and this fits the bill perfectly. Pure wow in a bottle.

This is the best fragrance of all time. I Just want to say that this is better then all of the other fragrances in existence ever.

WOWZERS!!!!!! skibidi scent no cap only level 3 gyats can wear it without fanum taxed amongus at 3 am *GONE WRONG?* 0/10

Serious review of Fairyland Bloop here. Packaging - glass body, plastic cap. Eyes and mouth are stickers, which is a bit disappointing as they won't last forever handling the bottle. I honestly hoped for glittering plastic details, or at least for painted details. Nope. Stickers. I must however say that the pink tone of the bottle and the overall box are really cute and look more expensive than price point. Fragrance - at first, Fairyland smells like lollipop sugar, without a particular flavour, it's maybe a bit fruity but not sour at all, it's just sugar. This should be the cotton candy + fruits phase. It's quite nice, it reminds me the candy fragrances of Bon Bons Malizia. No lemon nor kiwi detected. Generic sweetness. This happy Bloop has even a bit of complexity, as it really evolves, in an actually enjoyable manner, to a subtle white chocolate and cupcake scent, which needs your nose to be buried wherever Bloop has been applied to be actually smelled. Nothing niche quality, but I find it pleasant. Licorice is really faint, while Tonka bean is totally non existent. The longevity is unfortunately poor, as I didn't expect this to disappear from my skin just 2 hours after spraying. Of course it lasts a bit more on paper, and subsequently on clothes, but its powers stay definitely on the bottom of the charts. I actually approve Bloop as a gift to a child, as long as it's your offspring or the parents have some sense of humor. Even if this won't be the favourite frangrance of the family, the little owner won't do any long term damage spraying Bloop all over, as the scent goes so quickly and it's all but overpowering. Bloop is even funnier as a party gift, IMO. Would I wear it? I wouldn't mind, if longevity was better, as I am a gourmand lover and this is definitely a gourmand. I actually prefer the Sugar Kiss one, which has better lasting power and sillage, although the opening of that one is peachy/coconutty and not as nice as Fairyland. Will I keep this? I will find Bloop a more deserving owner, as it is basically a softer version, with less and less licorice, of Pink Sugar.

For 10$ you can’t go wrong with this one. It’s like a mixture between Fantasy and Pink Sugar. I’m sure lots of girls will like this.

I've been wearing this since 1997. Way before it was cool.

I just want to add I've actually smelled this, it's like a mix of fantasy/pink sugar and some other sweet scents I can't remember. Completely useless review but it didn't smell bad infact I could see alot of big Gourmand lovers really liking it. I like Gourmand in small doses

Now an HONEST review - I see what is going on here and it is kind of conspiracy against the awful guy we do not like, OK, ACCEPTED! This one is an absolute sh*t, nothing like it says - cotton candy, lollipop, something sweet and pleasant. No - it is indeed sweet but nothing good about it - synthetic, it does smell just like the cheapest deodorant out there. Just don't even try no matter that it is just $4 all around the globe. I am from Europe and I tried it because of the comments here, just simple curiosity. So bad, Emoji just does not deserve the attention at all.

The night my parents were slaughtered by Black King Kklarg'ijl, because I was a few silverlings short in my tax reckoning, I was allowed to run away with my three-legged bull hound, Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III, to the Mountain of Ice and Iron, where I was ordered to confess the details of my crime to the jaundiced Elders there, and be judged by them. If they were feeling angry that day, Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III and I would be locked in a cold stone cell and given a tonic that would cause our minds and our bodies to deteriorate over the period of one million years, give or take. Were the Elders feeling generous, then we would merely have our limbs torn from our bodies by a series of pulleys and ropes. The more we screamed, the slower the process would be. All through the night and into the morning we followed the path along the crest of northern hills, stopping only occasionally to let Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III rest his three legs and lap water from a stream. Once, I spotted an orange fish with large eyes the color of lapis lazuli, and prayed to trade lives with it. For a moment I allowed myself the fantasy of living the remainder of my days with Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III as happy fish in the cool, rippling flow of that fresh water. But just as the effect of a respite from the routine of toil is often worse than to have simply continued to work, so my return to reality was thus doubly encumbered for a spell, and I cursed myself for this foolish revelry befitting a child. There are no more children where I come from. I was the last. For as long as I can remember the babes of my people have all been stolen at birth, used as fuel for the terrible magic that keeps Black King Kklarg'ijl youthful and strong. It is said that human babies provide a more potent brew, but that any young animal would suffice. Perhaps someday Black King Kklarg'ijl, having spent the souls of greater species, will need to steal the roe from those orange, blue-eyed fish in the stream for his power. It gave me some joy to know that he could not possibly stay young forever, and that the day would come when life on this planet would be spared his selfish brutality. My joy turned sour then as my thoughts returned to my sad duty. I must have walked for miles before I discovered that Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III was no longer walking with me. The day was late and the shadows had grown long, yet looking back down the path I could see no evidence of my life-long, loyal companion. If only his loss could have offered some relief that his life would be spared the penalties to come. Instead, because I would not arrive to the Elders in the condition that had been promised, with the lives that had been promised, not only would my own sentence be doubled, but poor Doctor Geoffrey Saxondale III's soul would be hunted by the Witches of the Rift, who bathed in the lost souls of the guilty and innocent alike, and captured without fail the souls they hunted. Only one thing could now keep my tears from draining the remaining moisture from my tired, doomed body. With shaking hands I reached into my rucksack and dug out a parcel wrapped in old leather. I carefully unfolded the soft, stained hide to reveal my one last treasure, a gift from my grandmother the day before she slipped into the next world: My bottle of Fairyland Bloop by Emoji. Two sprays were all I could afford, and I was off again, now alone, but smelling better, up the hill to the mountain looming in the distance, as night began to fall.

I bought a bottle of Fairyland Bloop for a White Elephant gift exchange at the end of last year. I have a toddler, as do a number of the people in my social circle, so I thought having a bottle of The Bloop handy when changing the really foul diapers was an inspired idea. Of course, I wanted to test it before giving it away. To maintain secrecy, I had it delivered to my office. Discreetly, I entered the conference room, unpackaged The Bloop and sprayed a few times on a business card. And I got sugar, sugar and sugar. It’s very sweet and feminine. Juvenile, but I imagine very wearable. The president of my company walked into the room, stopped, sniffed the air and declared “It smells like some sugar wafers had an orgy in here.” Sadly, none of the other new parents at the White Elephant picked up on the brilliant idea of spraying The Bloop at diaper change time. Maybe appropriately, it ended in the hands of the 15 year old girl who lives down the street. “Yuck! I don’t want to smell like pink poop!” she screamed. Her mother replied “Try it! It’s perfect for you! You’ll like it! You’ll like it!” The mother then went on and sprayed The Bloop on herself several times. All the effort I made to create holiday ambiance suddenly smelled like a sugar wafer...well, you know. Fairyland Bloop has the ability to irritate your boss and piss off your teenager. If you believe in fragrance as art, and art as a means to illicit an emotional response, The Bloop may be one of the all time greats...

Twas a long day in the vast valley of my stink filled room. When thy ordered thy fragrance i was met with a problem. To many big booty bitches were rubbing on thy crotch. in the verdant heart of the jungle's embrace, Where the wild tendrils of vines interlace, Resides a scent, both fresh and kissed, By tropical zephyrs, in nature's midst. A monkey's cologne, a rare bouquet, In the verdant tapestry, it holds sway, With notes of mango, banana's sweet, And coconut whispers, a tropical treat. From the lofty canopy to the forest floor, This fragrance meanders, an allure to adore, A symphony of aromas, wild and free, A tribute to the monkey's jubilant spree. Each spritz recalls a playful swing, Through emerald leaves where songbirds sing, With mischief dancing in mischievous eyes, Underneath the sunlit jungle skies. Oh, monkey's cologne, a fragrance refined, A tale of untamed realms, entwined, A homage to the wild soul's spree, Where wilderness and wonder are free. So let us revel in this scent, profound, A narrative of jungles, unbound, For within its essence, we're anew, Awakened to nature's grand debut.

I blind bought a tester of this, and with no regret. From the note breakdown, I expected a cooling effect, but Wow, it turns out that it is really warm, spicy, and goes with everything!! The scent is so yummy that I wish I could taste it ! Others have mentioned a baby wipes smell, but I don't get this at all, as this has a wet caramel accord running through it and makes me think the bottle should be brown. Does anyone get the same thing? Hopefully the batches are not so different this year (my last batch was from 2019) that you won't get to miss the experience. It has many layers, and the kiwi rises up at you unexpectedly from time to time. It is potent and long lasting. I'm sure I will be wearing this throughout my lifetime.