Secretions Magnifiques

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The Voluntary Rectal Exam: A Journey into Dread I finally committed to a 5ml sample because I had to know. Voluntarily subjected myself to this fragrance for the same reason one might sign up for a medical probe: not because I expected to enjoy the procedure, but out of a masochistic, snobby curiosity to understand the "inner workings" of the art form? The Opening Having liquid bleach on the standby, and questioning my life choices: The first squirt, it was like an voluntary fart in a crowded elevator—deeply awkward, impossible to ignore, and a total violation to my nose. At first, the alcohol lingers and masks the terror, actually I was expecting worse; BUT as it fumes out, and settles to a drydown the "stink" makes its grand entrance. The Scent It’s hard to describe, but imagine a crime scene in a dairy aisle inside a sterile hospital. It’s a metallic, ozonic, milky sharp acidic. There are some floral notes (don't know if its coconut coming through). Some people say "wet dog," and yeah, I definitely get that damp, organic vibe. It might feel disturbing to people who went through trauma, ending up in a hospital... The Utility Jokes aside, this is a masterpiece for all the wrong reasons. It’s the ultimate secret weapon for that one coworker who refuses to respect your personal bubble; one spray and I guarantee they’ll stay at least six feet away at all times. The fact that Etat Libre d’Orange can sell this as a "fragrance" and not an expensive prank from a Spencer’s gift shop is honestly impressive. The Verdict If you call yourself a fragrance connoisseur but haven't survived this bottle, you're just being a pu$$y, . You need to subject yourself to this at least once—not for the scent, but to truly reset your palate. It’s a rite of passage that will give you a newfound, soul-deep appreciation for every other bottle in your collection. 10/10 for the trauma. Ps, My application recommendation: Winter is perfect because the freezing air acts as a natural containment field, keeping the "biological disaster" from radiating. Nighttime is better because you can just go to sleep and hope the nightmare ends before sunrise. I love it, a masterpiece!

First and foremost, it is crucial to state that we are dealing with an incredibly complex, borderline unwearable fragrance. It must be understood as a conceptual piece of art rather than a traditional scent for daily wear. This is a highly intelligent composition that offers a uniquely subjective experience to everyone who encounters it. The fragrance leans heavily on olfactory associations. This is precisely why many people experience an immediate sense of revulsion—a reaction significantly amplified by the brand’s marketing. However, if we strip away the conceptual baggage and focus purely on the liquid itself, the experience is fascinating: The Opening: A floral, almost detergent or fabric softener-like aroma with a subtle, vinegar-ish sharpness. The Heart: Alongside strong metallic and mineral notes, there is a distinct carbonated quality and a very faint, milky undertone. The Dry-down: The composition is dominated by a sharp, powerful, "iron-like" metallic note. Surprisingly, the scent itself is not "bad." It is profoundly interesting and defies the traditional definition of "perfume," despite its floral elements. If one can detach from the bodily associations suggested by the name and marketing, what remains is a mineral, salty, and effervescent impression that can actually feel quite refreshing. I spent several days wearing this at home, deciphering the concept and the notes, and I must admit: I’ve become addicted. It is an extraordinary creation and a sensory journey that anyone who appreciates fragrance as an art form simply must experience.

This fragrance is a delightful revolution in the art of perfume making. After finding out a while ago how controversial this scent seems to be, I wanted to try it and find out if it indeed was as repulsive as some reviews described it. I've been testing it for the past two days and to sum up my personal experience within this short time frame: it's been a journey of transformation, self-discovery and insight. This scent is definitely not for the faint hearted. If you have a sensitive nose that doesn't handle commonly agreed bad and nauseating scents well, then approach it with extra caution. If you have a nose that's curious to discover the widest and wildest selection of scents our world offers, then you have found your match. Be prepared that once you test this scent it might settle in your nose for a good while and as you go about your day whiffs of memories might come back to you at the most random moments: my nose clings onto any note that's even mildly reminiscent of Secretions and turns it into that, even though I don't actually have any the scent on me. I love this scent with all my heart for just how little of it took to transform the whole of my olfactory journey as I knew it up to this point. It's mischievous, it's vile, it has a will of its own: it's brilliantly alive and singular.

I have been very very eager to try it, upon reading all of the reviews here, and other places, watching numerous reviews on youtube, I was more than thrilled. Today I was i my local nyche perfume shop and I knew it wasn't on the shelf, and I never expected to try it, just chated about it with a salesguy, and he pittied me and said they had a tester bottle hidden somewhere. Then he cautiously sprayed it on the paper blotter far away from himself, he said it was repulsive to him. Then I carefuly brought the paper to my nose, in fear of gaging and my reaction was "so? this is it? what's the fuss?" It opened up really fresh and sea breazy on the paper, so with all my courage I sprayed several sprays on my wrists. Oh my! Oh my! it smelled comletely like many of you guys have said. But the weird part is that I actually like it. I love it. I must be sick or perverted or something, but to me it smells like something warm, human, mutilated, disturbing and yet beautiful. To me this is dark art, an example of dark art in perfumery. I'm totally addicted and have my wrists plastered to my nose, P.S. Don't get the semen note whatsoever (not missed anyway)

Wow. Im not sure why but when i wore 12 sprays of this fragrance (which was quite underwhelming for me i wanted to sray more but my mom started gagging and told to me stop) people kept on avoiding me because of this scent. now i dont know why because its quite pleasing to me, Even my closest friends didnt even talk to me and kept giving me weird looks and so did everyone else, even the teacher refused to help me. Seriously?? i heard this is what women like and gets all the compliments not complaints. Maybe i didnt apply enough and revealed my true smell after i havent showered in like maybe 2 weeks??. Anyways what im saying here is that this fragrance has poor longevity which sucks cause the scent seems very familiar to me and actually smells a lot like my sheets. this also doesnt get compliments which im not sure why and the price is a bit unfair to me to be honest. So overall just dont buy this and get something like Zooligist Hyrax instead as that actually projects well and lasts well on my skin atleast.

I finally got this cologne and I understand how people with a voice can Brainwash a whole population by looking at these comments. This is good fragrance, and I describe this fragrance are creamy sandalwood coconut and iris smell but slightly aquatic. Nothing repulsive about it, matter of fact it’s wearable. If this was a JPG LeBeau flanker then it would be received well. This is a skin scent and won’t project and can only be detected up close. The occasion for this would be casual or professional setting due to the moderate and soft projection. My rating is 7/10, anyone that smell this would like it. also, this smells nothing like Armaf Milestones but close to Creed Virgin Island water minus the citruses, making it about 60 to 70 percent close to VIW. In addition to the seman and blood accords, those are just for marketing and the actual note is iodine which gives off a salty aquatic smell which is similar to salt or sea salt notes.

So, I had a different experience than many people seem to have had with this scent. Upon spraying on a tester I got strong Lysol/cleaner notes. I do think this comes from the violet but I can be totally sure. There's a warmth to the scent that's sweet and spicy against the skin that's almost too much, and upon first spray on my skin was so loud it made me nauseous. At no point in the four hours since I applied it have I got anything like bodily fluids, nor has my family. It's a bit oceany but not bad or insulting. I would actually say that this bares a resemblance to some of the notes of She Is An Anomaly and Trash. If you like ELDO's other perfumes, you should give this a try at least once.

i was introduced to this fragrance today by someone at my art school and i can't stop thinking about it. it makes me think of semanalis from orto parisi and sadonaso from nasomatto. i think this would make a beautiful everyday scent and was surprised to see the way it was marketed originally! loved it but like sadonaso the marketing does a lot to lead people's perception of a fragrance.. i imagine i will order a bottle of this soon. would contest the "enormous" and "eternal", though that could be to do with the age of the one i sampled. close to the skin on me and not aggressive at all, the faintest trace is on my wrist now 8 hours later... i am left with "skin and milk".. delicious

Ho la sensazione che quelli che recensiscono questo profumo o si sono lasciati suggestionare dalla pubblicità negativa oppure non lo hanno mai provato veramente, solo sulla cartina annusato due secondi. D'estate è uno fra i miei profumi preferiti da 13 anni. Nessuno mi ha mai detto che puzzava, io lo amo perchè è un marino fresco e dolce che nessun altro profumo riesce ad essere. Chi dice che chi apprezza questo profumo deve essere psicopatico o malato di qualcosa, forse sono quelli che usano l'oudh dozzinale di montale o la vie est belle per intossicare il prossimo. Quelli si che sono odori sgradevoli!

THE BEST PERFUME EVER MADE. THE G.O.A.T THE MAGNIFICENT. THIS MADE ME PREGNANT BY MYSELF. I'M THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER. Words FAIL me when describing this BEAUTY. It's like mixing GOD with HEAVEN with PUPPIES with HUGS FROM HIPPOS. This is a 12891230192343261984631234 / 10 FRAG. I WISH I COULD FART THIS, JUST SO I COULD STICKY-TAPE MY MOUTH AROUND MY ANUS CAVITY SO I COULD SWALLOW THE SMELL AND RECREATE IT INSIDE MY BOWEL! K Bye.

Secretions Magnifiques starts bold, blood, salty sweat. The scent is very human definitely. As the fragrance dries down the scent reminds me of baby powder and the body odor of a someone who smells very good. It's like smelling someone who brings comfort. The infamous blood, sweat, semen, and saliva fragrance you either love it or hate it. Me, I love it the scent brings the odd comfort of a old lover.

Not only are the negative reviews hyperbolically inflated, but I not only wasnt revolted by it - I LIKE it. I get no "secretion" smell of any kind, and certainly dont detect any seaweed note. I mean, its not 8, 9 or 10, but its easily a 6.5, which is right where my cutoff is between will and will NOT wear.

First fragrance I ever bought cause I was so sure I would be edgy enough to wear it. 4 years later and I hate it so much a guy I hooked up with once finished with the same aroma and met the door faster than the speed of light. He is blocked and so is this scent from my memory. Just a decorative bottle now.

This one needs no explanation. A "legend" and "incident" in the perfume world. Blood, sweat, tears, iron, seawater, milk... And yet, contradictorily, it somehow becomes gentle and sexy in the end. The king of perversion.

Very nice, this is my signature scent, I get at least 3 compliments every day, the vanilla stands out in this fragrance which just makes this so good. I'm pretty sure this smells like luxury! Best fragrance OAT!

I was a skunk for Halloween one year and filled a vintage perfume bottle with a few samples of this scent to spray innocent bystanders with. It is deliciously offensive and smells like mating season at the zoo.

Whoever said this smell like c.m, must check on their smelling abilities! You guys are just simply very wrong. This perfume is amazing, marine, metallic but very pleasantly, it a masterpiece!

this is perfectly captures a porno, and gotten 5 compliments on it within 1 minute, they all said “who the fuck smells like sweat and bleach!” 10/10 perfect!

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This is SOOOOO good this is the best parfum ever made, 10000000/10 better than anything ever made, sexy and just get 60 bottles