Coastal Sorbet

orange tic tacs or baby aspirin on a fresh pina colada. so not the worst thing in the world. the synthetic-ness is nostalgic I guess if you don’t have bad memories associated. I could easily see an expensive brand make a scent like this and call it candy cove or something because it’s just its own thing that certain people reach for. The coconut part isn’t that bad and prevents the orange from giving me a headache but it’s not the most complex creamy coconut ever (while not the cheapest or most juvenile). After the offensive first sting of fake orange it’s actually quite nice where it’s mainly soft fruity coconut and musk. If i smelled this on someone else I would probably say they smell good but wouldn’t necessarily ask what it is. But if I didn’t like this person’s personality or they were mean to me or something then i would say they smell like a hussy. like that’s how middle of the road it is for me.

I hate it. I don't feel like I smell anything besides cheap peach and maybe a dash of musk. No coconut, no mango (which is fine cause I'm not feeling the mango train in fragrance recently). Maybe also the tiniest hint of passionfruit but honestly I feel like it's still just the peach I'm smelling. Reminds me alot of the peche delcieuse from le monde gourmand or the peach mist from kopari. I also did not like those. Back to the store with this one. I also get they are cheap mists but I had to order both this and the other Gelato one and both came like 1/5 empty.

Reminds me of getting my hair cut at a children's salon called Mop Tops and no more tears shampoo in the fish bottle. It's fruity, a little sharp. Not bad. No longevity of course