Hulk

Maaaan this shii slaps. Slaps the way my mama taught me from the tender age of 2. Ever since I transcended the need for walking and lost my spinal cord this scent has transported my mind back to the wonders I have lost in my vegetative state. It is almost as if I am back in my youth strolling through a playground again. The type I’ve been banned from for ages now. Hulks dense musk personifies the feeling of wet toilet paper on my supple bum, utterly radiates the sensation of hugging a little boy for exactly two minutes and thirty three seconds. Perfection. It is unlike anything I’ve felt before. Unlike the feces-hurling lifestyle I once lived with my dear friend G.S. Toes and unlike the thrill of my oceanic conquest. Since my first squirt of this fragrance approximately three weeks ago, I have yet to open the gates that is my rectum. I can only imagine the flood that will follow this drought will be the epitome of Hulk’s fury. Until then, I can only dream of the day my cup shall runneth over. I must admit the anticipation has me quivering with boyish excitement. I have decided this fragrance is the cure for my cancer. At my dear friends suggestion I shall now attempt to quote, go smash some bitches, but I shall leave you with a quote that has touched my soul and epitomizes this scent. Farewell toeheads. “Hulk smash” -The Hulk

best Price Value Perfume, I dont know why they advertised this for Kids perfume, Definitely for Guys around age 18-25. Certified Panty dropper, The only Musky perfume that I like. I wore this in the Club and HOLY SenselessReview's Mom LOVED IT, we even went back to my place and Fucked All DAY, Its just that good. BETTER DIOR SAUVAGE EDP Period.

this will make all the dudes splurge all over you without end. They'll have to put an actual cork in it if they ever want it to stop. Trust me, I know. Unbelievably sexy, seductive, and alluring. I'm homeless and this is the best $15 I've ever spent

i smelled this fragrance for the first time and thought it was amazing, and then I turned into the Hulk, and all the girls wanted me to Hulk smash. 10/10 would wear again

most masculine fragrance on earth, you will get all the bitches with this im telling you