Earthy Abundance

I wasn't able to get these perfumes, I need to say that first, because they sold out before I could come up with a $275 for them. But I did buy all 4 dupes from Miim Miic, a brand that has ALWAYS created exact matches every time I have bought from them. I got their version of Crybaby perfume which was exact, as I had previously had the original (among others I've bought from them.) I was SO DARNED IMPRESSED with these scents, I am here to review the Miim Miic versions. This is not an ad for Miim Miic and I don't work for them. I just want to talk about how blown away I am with these scents. I'll summarize what I think of all 4 and try to not write a novel here although I could. These scents are so unusual, so amazingly different from everything out there, they have me completely spellbound. I consider myself one of life's biggest critics, and even I said to myself after opening them, "Damn can Melanie Martinez make a great perfume." I don't want to gush but I have to. All four of these scents TAKE you somewhere. They put you in a different WORLD, each one. There is NOTHING out there like this. They do exactly as promised and that is to transport you to 4 places so otherworldly I would challenge anyone to even try to describe it. The combination of accords are described well in these descriptions here, but there is something so unusual to each of these, so different from anything I've tried, it is truly like a visit to 4 different fantasy worlds. I can't tell you how quickly I bought 4 bottles after smelling the samples. All 4 of these have such a magical power, you just GO somewhere when you smell them, I exaggerate not. Melanie isn't playing around with her perfume creations, these are works of art. Four different magic spells. She's got me absolutely captivated. I hope to one day smell the originals but like I said Miim Miic has always been exact. I also didn't want to buy the originals because the sculpture is, forgive me, damn ugly. But the scents, fantastical. At first I groaned at the corny-ness of "air fire earth water" but yknow what, she's honestly earned and owned the cliche. 4 bottles of absolute transportative magic.

I’m reviewing the newly released portals perume keychains. Guys, unless you are a devoted collector and a die hard fan, DONT buy this. It is classified as a extrait de parfum, which to those who don’t know means that it is the most pure form of fragrance. But it does not last! And the projection is horrible! And the price is HOW MUCH? $82 for 5ml!!?? It should be $50 something AT MOST. It has the projection of a body mist and the longevity of a standard Eau de parfum. Like I even think the perfume vials from the debut set lasts longer and has more projection. Honestly, I don’t know why I bought this. Maybe I thought that the free puffy tote bag that came with my order would compensate for the outrageous price. But, I’m kind of glad I bought this keychain. It put me into a relization that Melanie cares more about the money than the fans, and that she did do Timothy dirty, and she even admitted to it. “She never said no” BS, but did she ever say yes?? Come on Melanie. I also bought the k-12 dress, and the quality of it is terrible. It was made in china and was spirit Halloween quality. I bet it took $2 to make. With 250 I would expect much better quality. And what a shame it is too. Melanie was definitely on to something with the aesthetic and creative lyrics, but it all went down the drain with the alleged 🍇ist allegations and the unessisary prices. I read somewhere that crybaby would hate Melanie Martinez, (iykyk) and I complete agree, and the irony of it too. I bet if she made a 50 or 100ml version of the perfumes it would sell for a few hundred. I’m switching my new favorite artist to Billie eilish. She actually is the bomb. I am selling part of my collection of Melanie merch on Etsy for discounted prices if anyone wants. I’m selling this keychain (new, I got it yesterday) for around 80 dollars including shipping, with the case it comes in. My Etsy is SstarsOnMarsS. Only shipping to the US because of EU law. If you’re considering buying the keychain, please buy it from my Etsy. Your going to save 10 dollars from shipping and it will go to someone who actually wants it.

I love earthy abundance :) it’s a very lovely and comforting smell. I’m not good at distinguishing which notes are in fragrances, but I do smell a green tea minty ish flavor for this one. It’s the least popular of all the perfumes and it gets hate on very often. This is perfectly fine and understandable as scent is subjective and the appearance of the perfume might appear cheap to some. However, I still personally really love it. Melanie did a wonderful job on this one. 💕

It’s my favorite out of the four!! I feel like walking through a forest but then discovering a little cute hut housing a family of fairies... it smells like matcha ice cream, it’s so good. I hate that it has a really small amount of perfume in the bottle, but also one spray lasts forever. I only wore it for a few times and I’m already 1/3 done though!! So frustrating. If you are going to buy a portals scent, buy this one. It’s so worth it! It also looks great on display.

It smells just like fresh green tea leaves, very natural and leafy, almost like the juice of crushed leaves. Simple, clean, and pleasant.