Mr. Krabs

Although, I would have much preferred the bottle pictured here on Fragrantica (super cute and collectible), this spray EDT can be found at the 99cent store for $1.99. Not to go on a tangent, but what is up with Mr. 99cent selling items for over, much over 99cents? Strange. Oh well, makes the Dollar Tree even more unique. I quite like this more plainly packaged Mr. Krabs EDT. It is very refreshing and doesn't smell cheap. Brightening Yuzu, aquatic, musky undertones. I would say any gender/any age appropriate. Longevity is moderate, on fabric longer. Sillage? A personal fragrance pick-me-up. Very good to have around on a bleak, rainy day as today. It has me motivated and already looking towards Spring. If you are doing a little shopping at your local 99cent, pick up a bottle. Small price to pay for a delightful surprise! Now on the hunt for Mr. Krabs buddies.

The SpongeBob Mr. Krabs Cologne stands out as the finest fragrance in the world because it captures the essence of bold individuality and timeless charm. Inspired by the iconic personality of Mr. Krabs, this cologne embodies a perfect blend of sophistication and playfulness, making it appealing to all who dare to be unique. Its marine undertones, reminiscent of the salty sea air of Bikini Bottom, are complemented by warm, woody notes that exude confidence and class. Unlike other fragrances, this cologne offers a fun, nostalgic twist, reminding wearers of the joy and humor of SpongeBob’s world while still delivering a high-quality scent. Whether you're attending a formal event or simply making a statement in your everyday life, the SpongeBob Mr. Krabs Cologne is an unforgettable choice that sets you apart from the crowd.

The "fragrances" in the SpongeBob line are beyond fragrances, they are beyond fashion statements, they are beyond ways of life. they are sanctified specimens transported and translated from a different universe far more completed than ours, condensed into a state of matter only describable as liquid. Don't wear these outside, people of every gender, way of life, belief, the blind, the deaf, animals, insects and bugs, even the nose-blind will themselves be blind-sighted and flock to you like moths to a flame. I keep these concealed and suspended in a blocks of Osmium just so the scents may not grace the air, for my own safety.

Definitely the funniest fragrance in my collection. I like it! One of those rare scents I’m okay to wear during the summer. Citrus, cedar, a bit musky. Can’t explain why, but it reminds me of those wooden parts of Krusty Krab, assuming it’s really underwater, salty water. And mix it with citrus, of course.

When i first wore this fragrence 16 big booty latinas started twerking on me agressivley and i busted very fast 10/10 would 100% reccomend.