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I have got it as a Christmas stocking filler. I was instantly repulsed by the cheap plastics, the bottle soiled by the sticky packaging and the purple juice. I usually do not like purple. The nozzle is borderline dysfunctional. "That's nice" I've said once I managed to get a spray out of it and put it away. One afternoon when I had a layering experiment with my less liked juices I have found that FCUK improves the other ones I do not like. After not long I cleaned up the bottle and started wearing it as this is one of the most relaxing frags out there. For me FCUK him is metallic lavender with some tea. It is quite unique. Sillage is low. Longevity depends on what I had on before. If I wore something with Iso-E the on the day or the day before FCUK him vanishes within an hour, otherwise stays on for 2.5 - 4.5 hours. This frag layers well. I wear it to work on days when there is more pressure than work. Verdict: 10/10 for relaxing effect 10/10 for originality 0/10 for showing off

A really lovely, fresh soapy fragrance with an herbal twist. It’s nowhere near as bad as some are making out in here, it’s not murder in a bottle, it’s not a crime to olfactory senses at all. It’s just a perfume you either enjoy or you don’t. Whichever way, I’ve dissed scents I don’t like so hey ho, that’s how it goes. I just don’t understand those that make such a drama over a scent (rolls eyes). Very safe day wear, office scent that is totally inoffensive and smells fresh, clean and crisp. I only wish they would push the boat out and do a much more powerful version cos it doesn’t perform as much as I’d like. Then again, I can buy four or five bottles of this stuff to compensate for that (and I have). It’s still a massive seller internationally so, could it really be that bad? It’s been going for twenty years! For the price, you’re not going to get PDM or Creed are you? Safe blind buy too!

im not gonna go into depth on how good this stuff is but i think it beats the armani code junk and the hugo boss elements and allot of the other aqua kind of scents. bought a 100ml bottle for $20.. fcuk ya

Upon initial spray, it comes out a bit sharp and artificial, after a few seconds it smells 85%-90% like zest deodorant bar soap. You continue to get the Zest soap smell 30 minutes after drydown as well. It does mellow out after drydown so it's not as sharp and takes shape decently. Smells clean, like you just got out of the shower when wearing this scent. After 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours, it becomes faint on your clothes and becomes more of a skin scent and is just about gone completely after 2 hours. Unfortunately fcuk makes the worst sprayers in the business. Scent:4.5 Longevity:3.5 Sillage/Projection:4.5 Unique/Industry First:5 Quality 5 I ended up selling this after I got this, just no room in my collection, or great enough in my rotation to keep, as there are better scents out there obviously, even in the FCUK house. WhIle not as bad as Zino Davidoff or Grey Flannel, this scent will never get into the hall of fame either. This scent smells similar to swiss army guard, another deodorant soap edt.

Soapy fragrance lovers rejoice!!! You like going to the beach don't you? What kind of question is that? OF COURSE YOU DO! The catch with this fragrance is, that it doesn't smell like the beach. Humor me, and imagine yourself heading back to your hotel/rented apartment that you're staying in for the duration of your vacation to the beach. You see a small little nugget of soap on the bathtub. You figure why not, i'm all sandy, tired, and i sure could use a shower. You use the soap, and find that it's cheap generic "soap" smell is actually very relaxing, and as you shower with the lights off. You fall in love with this little bar of soap, and before you leave, steal the three other little nuggets of soap that are stashed underneath the sink ,so you can use them at home too. That's what this fragrance smells like, plain and not so simple! I approve! Smell: 8 Longevity: 6 Sillage: 3