Him

I have got it as a Christmas stocking filler. I was instantly repulsed by the cheap plastics, the bottle soiled by the sticky packaging and the purple juice. I usually do not like purple. The nozzle is borderline dysfunctional. "That's nice" I've said once I managed to get a spray out of it and put it away. One afternoon when I had a layering experiment with my less liked juices I have found that FCUK improves the other ones I do not like. After not long I cleaned up the bottle and started wearing it as this is one of the most relaxing frags out there. For me FCUK him is metallic lavender with some tea. It is quite unique. Sillage is low. Longevity depends on what I had on before. If I wore something with Iso-E the on the day or the day before FCUK him vanishes within an hour, otherwise stays on for 2.5 - 4.5 hours. This frag layers well. I wear it to work on days when there is more pressure than work. Verdict: 10/10 for relaxing effect 10/10 for originality 0/10 for showing off

A really lovely, fresh soapy fragrance with an herbal twist. It’s nowhere near as bad as some are making out in here, it’s not murder in a bottle, it’s not a crime to olfactory senses at all. It’s just a perfume you either enjoy or you don’t. Whichever way, I’ve dissed scents I don’t like so hey ho, that’s how it goes. I just don’t understand those that make such a drama over a scent (rolls eyes). Very safe day wear, office scent that is totally inoffensive and smells fresh, clean and crisp. I only wish they would push the boat out and do a much more powerful version cos it doesn’t perform as much as I’d like. Then again, I can buy four or five bottles of this stuff to compensate for that (and I have). It’s still a massive seller internationally so, could it really be that bad? It’s been going for twenty years! For the price, you’re not going to get PDM or Creed are you? Safe blind buy too!

im not gonna go into depth on how good this stuff is but i think it beats the armani code junk and the hugo boss elements and allot of the other aqua kind of scents. bought a 100ml bottle for $20.. fcuk ya

Upon initial spray, it comes out a bit sharp and artificial, after a few seconds it smells 85%-90% like zest deodorant bar soap. You continue to get the Zest soap smell 30 minutes after drydown as well. It does mellow out after drydown so it's not as sharp and takes shape decently. Smells clean, like you just got out of the shower when wearing this scent. After 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours, it becomes faint on your clothes and becomes more of a skin scent and is just about gone completely after 2 hours. Unfortunately fcuk makes the worst sprayers in the business. Scent:4.5 Longevity:3.5 Sillage/Projection:4.5 Unique/Industry First:5 Quality 5 I ended up selling this after I got this, just no room in my collection, or great enough in my rotation to keep, as there are better scents out there obviously, even in the FCUK house. WhIle not as bad as Zino Davidoff or Grey Flannel, this scent will never get into the hall of fame either. This scent smells similar to swiss army guard, another deodorant soap edt.

Soapy fragrance lovers rejoice!!! You like going to the beach don't you? What kind of question is that? OF COURSE YOU DO! The catch with this fragrance is, that it doesn't smell like the beach. Humor me, and imagine yourself heading back to your hotel/rented apartment that you're staying in for the duration of your vacation to the beach. You see a small little nugget of soap on the bathtub. You figure why not, i'm all sandy, tired, and i sure could use a shower. You use the soap, and find that it's cheap generic "soap" smell is actually very relaxing, and as you shower with the lights off. You fall in love with this little bar of soap, and before you leave, steal the three other little nuggets of soap that are stashed underneath the sink ,so you can use them at home too. That's what this fragrance smells like, plain and not so simple! I approve! Smell: 8 Longevity: 6 Sillage: 3

I really don't mind FCUK Him at all. It is a good, cheap gym bag fragrance or something to keep in your bag or locker at work for a hot day. It would also be a reasonable fragrance for a teenage boy as an every day use fragrance in the warmer months. It opens with woody rosemary notes and then settles with a synthetic lavender. I would describe FCUK Him as a synthetic soapie fragrance with some woody elements. It lasts about 4 to 5 hours on my skin with arm length projection for the first couple of hours. It's not a bad fragrance at all, but it does seem to get some dislikes from fragrance collectors. I would say that FCUK Him is an acceptable fragrance. I've worn it to work on hot days when I wanted a simple, subtle fragrance and it does the job.

I've had a bottle of this for around ten years and only used it a couple of times. About three months ago I started using it as a car air freshener because it had a plastic and new car interior note in it. It was absolutely amazing when freshening up the interior of a car. Spraying it in the car has actually given me a new appreciation for the fragrance. I still can't wear it on my skin but my car obviously can - it has gotten compliments since I started using it. It has a strange clean plastic, synthetic tea and upholstery soap kind of thing going on that makes the car smell like it's just been detailed. Very clean, pleasantly synthetic. vmzaneti description is right on when I spray it on my skin.

This could pass as a unisex cologne for me. I found this on sale and picked up a bottle as a joke because my fiancee and I are both dsylexic and thought the name would give us a laugh in the morning but the scent is actually nice and light. It does take a little getting use, the scent isn't bad, just different from alot of what's out there so your nose will probably be confused at first trying to figure out what exactly makes up this scent but once it settles, it's nice. We've both tried it and it smells nice on both of us. I just do a couple light dabs on my wrists.

ITS, this is a very fresh and clean scent, but i must say that please do not commpare this to any sean john colognes,sean john needs to go back and try again with creating mens colognes, this fcuk wow for the price its clean fresh and very casual sometimes the prices make me pay more for something that sucks, i got this and ,well i kinda like it its not like other colognes this is very different I think i will keep this one, so there you have, clean fresh sweet and smart ..

I understand all the hate associated with this fragrance, because at first on paper I didn't like it either. The today I decided try it out on skin. This turned out pretty good. Herby/Vanilla combination seems to work for me. I could see this as headache inducing if too much is applied but for 3-4 sprays is spot on. This fragrance for me would be best suited for late spring or early fall when its not too hot or too cool here. Overall 6.5/10

Well let me think about this review. First spray upon initial smell I thought I had a dill pickle with a sweet lavender scent. No way. But then pickle note quickly faded and a fresh clean lavender scent with a touch of tea and vanilla comes thru. The scent does smell pretty darn good despite the initial spray. I like it because of the soapy clean smell. All things do not cause for Loud fragrances!

Smells like you just grabbed someone fresh out of the shower and shoved your face in their still wet hair. Slightly soapy clean wet hair. Not bad, funny looking bottle, cheap. I really don't get the le male comparisons at all though. The lavender isn't very powerful, and even if it was it still wouldn't be that similar. Good stuff though, as someone who likes that clean wet hair smell.

Now I don’t use this alot, particularly because of the preformance. I can’t hate it, it’s cheap, smells like a mid 90s fragrance and is overall enjoyable, not to mention quite slept on nowadays. Sorta like a Le Male and Curve hybrid. Smells similar to those two except with more a herbal tea smell. Nice to wear when it’s hot out.

I don't understand all of the hate for this fragrance. It can be overly sweet when 1st sprayed, but overall it is a decent fragrance. Not something you would wear to the office or out on a date. It's just something you spray on when you come out of the shower. Soapy but still nice.

Very weak on the skin, and mellows out to smell like I've put on women's perfume then rolled around in some laundry. This scent reminds me of bad times and hangovers and waking up next to an ugly woman. Would NOT buy again.

I get the lower accords listed, but the top two might be hiding in bathe back so to speak. I get a rounded fresh floral. It's lasting better than ck one to be honest, but I've got about four on to test I'm female

I wanted to like it so I did because it isn't a horrible smell but it lasted 45 mins on my skin :-( It isn't worth it's cheap price tag. You would be reapplying every 45 mins !

Good for mornings. Smells like spearmint gum. I kinda like it :). It is soapy but not too much. It is not too masculine and I can get away wearing it lol.

Herby vanilla with a slight tea after smell, pleasant Smells like a cheap version of ultra male Longevity and sillage is poor lasts an hour if lucky

The opening is terrible, I can barely stand it, far too soapy, but after a while it settles down and I quite enjoy it. Lasted most the day too.

this smells a tiny bit like pickle juice at first. afterwards it is a nice fresh scent for spring or summer. good for school.

You guys hate this fragrance but willingly walk around smelling like an Iranian brothel??

I kinda like it, it's unique fragrance, very soft, a good choice for the summer...

I got this for my brother about 4 or 5 years ago as it was a cheap gift set around the holidays and when I was looking for something in his room and was honestly shocked he still had this as usually he goes through cheap bottles of cologne quick.Though this isn't the worst cologne I ever smelled which usually grey scents such as cuba grey, this certain Lacoste my friend got cheap which was so boring I didn't even bother to remember which one it was as Lacoste do have some nicer scents. Back to the scent. it reminds me of almost like that cheap generic hotel soap or like duckduck1995 suggested it's like a generic laundry soap scent. Why anyone would want to smell like this is beyond me. This has potential but something about it I just don't like maybe the sage or rosemary? I would not recommend this to anyone, French Connection probably bought the scent recipe from a bathroom spray or soap company. You'd have much more luck with actual bathroom sprays than this and with the money you save up you can buy them a nice meal or 3. Perhaps febreeze the gain scent, or perhaps febreeze "wood" which has amber, oud and cedar.

Do not overthink this one, this is not a good scent. When people say they don’t like synthetics fragrances like this are what they are referring to. I am surprised no one has mentioned it, but this is FCUK‘s attempt at individuel. That’s blatantly obvious. They failed horribly though. If you don’t like that one, you will think this one is three times worse imagine everything synthetic about that scent and turn it up times 10 and now imagine it’s not blended well either it turned that up times 10 and that’s the fragrance. As I said it’s irrelevant though it’s just not good . There are air fresheners in body sprays that are less synthetic.That’s what it smells like, or dryer sheets. I cannot imagine anyone wearing this as a signature or simply because they like it that much. Additionally no woman I’ve ever dated has even thought this was remotely acceptable.

I personally have a love-hate relationship with this fragrance. It immediately starts very soapy, almost unbearable because of the sharpness of the zesty soap smell. But after about an hour, the scent becomes a sweeter skin scent which I don't mind at all... It's not a bad fragrance, but not the best either, it's a nice option to wear to school or work when you want to smell a bit fresher. Either way, I wouldn't repurchase this for sure. Another thing I absolutely hate about this particular fragrance is the horrendous packaging. At some point I removed the gray plastic casing so the glass bottle itself could be used on it's own. By doing that, the spray became much better at diffusing the fragrance when spraying. I would rate this fragrance a 5/10.

Received it as a deodorant stick as teenager My little brother received it as a deodorant spray as a pre teenager I received it again as an edt sample when I bought other fragrances years later. I don't know why this bad and unpopular fragrance haunts me down. Never liked it. Not even at the age of 13, when I was easily impressed by scents. I usually love soapy scents. But this fragrances has no finesse, and smells like cheap hand soap.

A friend bought me for my 18th birthday and thus I obviously appreciated the gesture and was thankful for him. However, I've smelt generic cleaning soap that smells better than this perfume. The lavender in this perfume is nauseating. Most laundry detergent smells better than this fragrance. I ended up giving my bottle away fo free because I just wanted to get rid of it.

I don't really like this at all. I bought this blind & got it dirt cheap at a discount chemist here in Australia. Whatever I paid, it was too much! It has the strongest chemical (almost hospital) smell up front & in my opinion doesn't really improve from there. I actually had to wash it off after about 30 minutes. I doubt I'll be able to give it away.

Average scent..... it's ok in the way that a cup of coffe from mcdonalds is ok. White pepper and a sweet woodiness in the opening. Dries down To a pleasant sweet soapy scent- which is quite unisex. I neither hate it or love it- but I won't repurchase it. I'll use it until empty... works well To refresh ur bedding.

This fragrance opens up with common tone of lavender fresh then settles quickly to sweet vanilla before vanish completely within less than an hour. Reminds me an air freshener so I use it as an expensive air freshener. No longevity + no silage = no buy smell 4/10 sillage 2/10 longevity 2/10

Yep the worst of the worst. I always got gifted this as a kid when I didn’t even care about fragrances and would wear pretty much anything only with the exception of this lol this was like a regift that someone would try and continuously handball off to someone else.

FCUK Him by FCUK: Not even worth a review. It's synthetic and unenjoyable with terrible performance, smelling like a cleaning product. Yes it's inexpensive but there are so many fragrances out there that are better in every way for a similar price. 1/5

Soap just cheap soap in a hotel and not the good type either. Not the worst smell but not good either... The atomiser is absolutely atrocious it sprays in one straight line and hit you in the face like someone with a water cannon... Bad...

Recently blind-bought this. It opens up nice and fresh, but dries down to a very cheap-smelling detergent or bathroom cleaner. Not a big loss, considering I only spent $24 on it, but was expecting more. FCUK Friction is infinitely better.

shampoo? mens locker room? the lavender reminds me of this time i was 15 at a public speaking camp called toastmasters and they handed out these lavender soap bars and the entire toiletry area smelled exactly like the drydown of this

The problem that I have with this scent is the Lavender. I think Lavender is awful and I can detect it ALOT in this frag, Its a cheap buy yes! Save your $20 and get takeout!

great scent reminds me of mr bubble definately a GREAT buy i love the freshness and its really a great scent to have and is very exotic and hip

Worst perfume ever , smell like laundry powder. Longevity is like 2 minutes ( My Iron aid spray last longer than this one ). Don't buy it .

Jeez i hate this. Very screechy and loud. Can't stop sneezing. I get the soap but i can't get past all the mess. The worst.

YUCK would be a more appropriate name for this cheap, synthetic mess. Save your money for some decent stuff.

works good as an air freshener, or bathroom spray. That's about it sadly, explains the price

Soap, cheap soap.. That's about it really... Not the worst smell but not good all the same

this siht's weak. not terrible... but not the preferrable blind-buy result.

One of the worst fragrances I have ever had and the worst blind buy...

FCUK Him is fucked. Worst fragrance I have ever smelled.

This cologne smells like bed seats for me.

Headache inducing SOAPy nightmare.

Was bought this as a gift in my teens when I already had JPG Le Male, Davidoff Adventure, D&G Masculine (which I don't like), Versace Blue Jeans, Polo Black (another I don't like) and Gucci Envy. Needless to say I was spoiled for choice already and this was chucked straight to the back of cupboard where it remained until I either threw it out or gave it away, can't remember which. Anyway, this smells like soap and not the good, expensive kind, the sort you get from a press dispenser in a train station toilet. Soap...and mothballs. If someone gifts this to you, gift them this horror right back. Edit: Just seen someone comparing this to Versace Dreamer which I have and in no world do these two scents smell anything alike. Though Dreamer may not be my favourite (I do quite like it) it's a crime to compare it to this soap from Satan's train station, let alone claim it's a better version. For shame!

(FEMALE REVIEWER) I like FCUK Her so was curious about how the male version would smell. I sprayed it on my wrist 6 hours ago and it went from bad to hideous. On me it actually smells like bug spray. Rosemary is the most prominent note and it's mixing with something (pepper or basil maybe?) and the result is absolutely disgusting. It's actually making me feel ill Not a safe blind buy. Atleast l can say the longevity is good though. Lol.