This Smells Like My Vagina

It’s maybe silly to add a positive review for something that has been hate-bombed, but I got the Vagina + Orgasm roller duo through their summer sale ($40 instead of $90!) and love the scent. I wish it came in a spray as I generally dislike and avoid rollerballs at all cost. But I bought my sister the candle and ceramic air freshener sort of as a joke, and the smell was so beautiful I had to own it! This is a lovely woody rose that reminds me a lot of Thin Wild Mercury’s Chateau (but obviously more subtle due to the natural composition of Heretic’s fragrances). I get the same sort of vintage armoire holding expensive lace delicates-vibe. I will absolutely buy a backup of this for something to wear out of the bath or with a really nice outfit. No surprise that it is sensual and cozy, but also very wearable.

Review from someone who's actually tried the perfume and isn't offended by vaginas. If you are . . . maybe just don't wear this perfume?!?! Modern rose with musky, leathery undertones and herbal, citrussy top notes. I do think it's very sexy and sensual. Very long-lasting.

1.32 is the note and certainly because of the perfume's name. I actually like it. There are worse names out there. @parfums d'obscurite - thanks, that's what I would like to say.

I hope we get more actress vaginal perfume scents in the future! I wanna smell Cindy Crawford's vagina too! 😁😁🤣

i love vaginer and i love the scent of this vaginer perfume ❤️ smells jus like my vaginer

This pulls huzz because it smells exactly like their puh

oh my it really smells like my puh dayum

Goop will never win over its skeptics, but I've enjoyed a number of their perfumer Douglas Little’s fragrances; he's been on my radar since I discovered the candles he put out under the now-defunct DL&Co home goods brand. The name of this perfume doesn't phase me - personally I find the brand's pseudoscience (jade eggs!) and exorbitant pricing ($66 jade eggs!) infinitely more offensive than any attempt at provocative marketing. If the "V" word really raises your hackles, then stay away I guess. Truth be told, though, this is a really nice woody rose, if not wildly original. It's predominantly woods and musks with with beautiful damask rose and herbaceous geranium, nothing complicated but very finely balanced. Feminine scents labeled as "everyday" contenders tend to be light and bright, and this is a slightly darker and heavier fragrance that would still work as a signature scent. For a pleasing, far-from-scandalous rose, one could do much worse than this.

Herbaceous citrus opening, dries to a geranium & woodsy musk. A cool/spicy autumn floral. Not unlikeable. I admit I'm unsure what exactly a vagina smells like, but I doubt it's similar to this. Anyway, the amount of sheer misogyny in these reviews are staggering and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. How immature you are to find such glee in the detestation of women's bodies. What would your mothers think.

Someone's overselling their vagina, noway it smells like roses and geranium! I do not get why everyone's so disgusted and offended though. It's only a tongue in cheek name and vagina is only an organ, part of half the population on earth, intended for sex,which itself is a beautiful act of passion and pleasure. Finding them disgusting is as childish as using them as curse words. 🌹

So, I’ve actually tried this. My coworker has it and wears it all the time, and I have used it a few times as well. As far as the composition goes, it’s not bad, but it’s not particularly anything to write home about. Cedar and rose with some bergamot on top. It does not have great lasting power (maybe two hours on me), but the sillage is pretty intense while it lasts. However, I would never actually purchase this. I cannot imagine having to explain to someone that I’m wearing a scent called “this smells like my vagina.” What’s next, a cologne for men called “this smells like my penis?” It’s pretty embarrassing. Also, if your hoohah actually smells like this, you should absolutely go to a doctor. Rating this as “OK” because it’s not an unpleasant scent. A little generic, expensive for what you get, not long lasting, and with a pretty déclassé name, but on its own, with a different name, it probably would be an alright fall/winter perfume.

@djedi strawman argument. i agree with everyone saying it’s a stupid name and stupid marketing stunt though, and gross (last thing i would want to be thinking about, ever, is goop’s freaking vag. like, how narcissistic do you have to be to think about that enough people in the world even care or want to know what your over privileged essential oil laden freaking vag smells like, let alone pay to smell it and EVEN WEAR IT?) and no matter how much anyone wants to try and romanticize these uhh...types of smells, nobodies vag smells like flowers. or anything pleasant and perfumey for that matter. no matter how many essential oils you put on it. in fact, i kind of feel bad for anyone who puts essential oils down there, must burn like hell, but then again if you actually take any of goop’s “advice” then on second thought, i don’t feel bad for you. anyway, ugh, yuck, gross. not because “vagina” but because *goop’s* vagina. between this and her stupid vagina-i’m sorry, “yoni”🙄-eggs, i just can’t. 🤢🤮🤢

It just smells like a cheap assortment of scented candles from Home Bargains. I’m quite certain Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mary doesn’t actually smell like this as much as she’d like us to think it does. It’s not at all unpleasant but it just smells like a very generic scented candles. I don’t know many people who’d be impressed or want to smell like this. Maybe some of my major scenthead friends but only if generic scented candles was the actual concept, not just the accidental result of trying to recreate the smell of the most sacred of holes.

Will never smell this. It depresses me that someone could’ve actually made this a great floral scent, specifically this could’ve been a beautiful lotus, lily, orchid, etc kind of fragrance. It could’ve been a bright opening that turns into a dark and rich sensual fragrance that could’ve like been an avant garde attempt to show the maturity into womanhood. But nah she just said “this smells like ass”

This is a pleasant, generic woody and lightly floral scent. At $45 + shipping for 10ml, it's bad value when there are so many better scents out there. The name is juvenile and narcissistic. Will the men's version be called This Smells Like My Balls?

And we thought TF FF was ludicrously low brow. Thanks goop. This is just plain gross and a cheap shot shock attention grab. FAIL. And I'm not an OBGYN or anything, but do they really ALL smell the same? (insert crude joke about taste here)

could it be possible to smell one's own vagina? I always have dreams to blow myself... I should give it a try, or try HARDER. or it's all about the vibrator??

Oh the commnts haha Sorry, Gwyneth, I'll pass darling Edit: "This perfume reminds me of" section is even BETTER lmao

Eye-catching advertising is the best way to hide talentlessness and show unscrupulous greed

nigga. ts smells like ohad nachum butthole mixed with noam simanis feces.